Saturday, January 31, 2015

this gay is trying to make a beatifull backflip, but he can't and now his back is hurt.!!!!!



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teen backflip

By: jironde on: 4:49 PM
One Family Drowned by His truck swept away in river



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One Family Drowned by His truck swept away in River

By: jironde on: 8:53 AM
Skateboard fail



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Epic skateboard fail

By: jironde on: 8:53 AM
Roof collapses.



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Demolition FAIL

By: jironde on: 7:49 AM
You all heard it from herr, "TOO MUCH HARD WORK FOR DIGGING ALL THIS LOOONG UNDER A MOUNTAIN LOL"!! if only a little more patience to dig further LOL. ENnjoy :D BTW the area is still entirely under Government control :D



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-*FAIL* TUNNEL-BOMB AT 'YELLOW-CASTLE' FAIL AFTER MONTHS OF HARD-WORK*-

By: jironde on: 4:53 AM
Did you know that California is the only state without African or Chinese slaves? According to this Obama voter who obviously relies on looks, it's a fact! Just when you think you've heard it all... the average modern day liberal demonstrates just how stupid the democratic platform is. Hey sweetheart, get an education! TAKE THE TEST: WHAT POLITICAL PARTY SHOULD YOU BELONG TO? Here's the video below. I'm warning you, you won't be able to look away as each "point" gets more and more ludicrous until eventually you feel sorry for every person in the room. (Disclaimer - you may lose a few IQ points just by watching. You've been warned!) ========================================================================== By the way, I took the test and low and behold here were the results: "You are a Republican. You believe in the power and responsibility of the individual. You love tradition and believe in the rule of law." : D YAY!



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ARTICULATE LIBERAL VOTER EXPLAINS HER POLITICAL PHILOSOPHY

By: jironde on: 4:53 AM
@ 04:31 ogre got hit spoiler: happy ending :)



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another snackbar orc horde invasion - donkey brigade

By: jironde on: 12:53 AM

Friday, January 30, 2015

When the front wheels trucks apart



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When the front wheels trucks apart

By: jironde on: 11:53 PM
Poor sack just had to pee.



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Betcha can't get your boss to GRAB HIS BALLS

By: jironde on: 10:59 PM
Just after telling everyone the dangers of feeding alligators the inevitable happens to the 'expert' handler. The camera person loses focus and fails on their duties for a second or two but then remembers their obligation to record something other than their fingers when it matters.



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Alligators Will Bite The Hand That Feeds Them

By: jironde on: 10:59 PM
A little girl is told to ride on an alligator's back for a photo opportunity. Epic parental failure. Not even taped the mouth shut.



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WTF - This Has To Be One Of The Most Stupid Things I have Seen.

By: jironde on: 9:53 PM
Armed robber laughed out of store without a dollar as clerks find themselves in hysterics over his ridiculous blond disguise The unidentified man entered the DonutHole at 1306 W. Pasadena Freeway at 4:54 a.m. on January 7 in the outlandish costume brandishing a gun and demanding cash from the register Was wearing hoodie and blond woman's wig Clerk, who spoke limited English, thought the robbery was a prank and began laughing. A would-be robber's disguise was so horrible that it caused the doughnut shop clerks he was trying to rob to laugh him out of the business without a cent.Pasadena police are still searching for the robber, who was wearing a hoodie and a blond woman's wig. The unidentified man entered the DonutHole at 1306 W. Pasadena Freeway at 4:54 a.m. on January 7 in the outlandish costume brandishing a gun and demanding cash from the register.



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Armed Robber in Blond Wig gets Laughed out of Donut Shop in Pasadena

By: jironde on: 7:53 PM
Had all the potential for a nice big LL-style fail.



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Fun in Finland with Excavator...

By: jironde on: 7:53 PM
Woman Driver Fruit Truck Fail fruit truck driver who can not seem to steer well so damaging trees and parked cars.



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Woman Driver Fruit Truck Fail

By: jironde on: 7:53 PM
Stupid Man Shotgun Fail



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Stupid Man Shotgun Fail

By: jironde on: 7:08 PM
Italian lawmakers have begun voting to elect a new president. Though the post is largely ceremonial it is being seen as a test for Prime Minister Matteo Renzi, who has named a constitutional court judge to replace George Napolitano who resigned earlier this month. The first round failed to secure a majority and could to go up to several rounds. A fourth round on Saturday is expected to seal victory as only a simple majority is required. The nomination of 73-year-old Sergio Mattarella has angered opposition rival Silvio Berlusconi, who says that Renzi has broken a pact on reforms by not proposing a joint candidate. However, Mattarella won unanimous support from Renzi's party, as they oppose the reform alliance with Berlusconi. The Prime Minister will have to look for support among some of the parliament's smaller parties A lot is riding on this vote for the premier and the rest of the country. A prolonged fight with Berlusconi could put their pact in jeopardy and raise the spectre of early elections.



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Italian lawmakers fail to elect new president in first round

By: jironde on: 5:53 PM
The US has downplayed calls by the Cuban President for the return of the US Guantanamo naval base as part of plans to normalise US-Cuba relations. The White House responded by saying the Guantanamo question has not been part of discussions with Cuba. A spokesman, Josh Earnest, added that both countries were far apart on numerous issues. "It's clear that there are a wide variety of disagreements between the United States and Cuba, and more directly, between the US government and our values and the Cuban government and the values that they so often fail to codify," he said. "There are a variety of concerns that we have with the way that the Castro regime treats political dissidents, the way that they treat individuals who are trying to freely express their views. Even the way that they treat some reporters." Cuban President Raul Castro on Wednesday warned against what he called any meddling from the US in its internal affairs. The comments came after the US Assistant Secretary of State held talks with Cuban officials on the plans to restore diplomatic ties, but then also met Cuban dissidents.



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US says return of Guantanamo to Cuba "not part of discussions"

By: jironde on: 5:53 PM
he was lucky he didn't get decapitated



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heavy weight lefting fail

By: jironde on: 4:53 PM
I will highlight some of the text on top here (for the short attention span amongst us) and indlude the full body below. 1) "physicists at the University of Queensland in Australia have built a system that can mimic how a quantum particle would behave if it passed through a CTC and interacted with a younger version of its self. They've effectively built a time machine simulator." 2) "The interaction was paradox-free, and the quantum particles came out of the mock time machine in exactly the same way they entered it." And now, for the full body article: Suppose you traveled back in time and stopped your grandparents from ever meeting. This would create a paradox since you never would have been born if your grandparents never met. You've prevented your later birth, so you shouldn't exist anymore. This is called the "Grandfather Paradox," and it's an infamous one among physicists. Even though Einstein's famous theory of general relativity actually allows for time travel, the Grandfather Paradox gets in the way. According to Einstein, a gravitational field with enough force (like the one generated by a black hole) could bend space-time enough to fold it back on itself. This bending could create a path through space-time that returns to its original starting position, but at an earlier moment in time. It's essentially a time-travel loop. Physicists call it a closed time-like curve, or CTC. CTCs frustrate physicists because they come with all kinds of paradoxes, like the Grandfather Paradox. If you entered a CTC, traveled back in time and stopped your grandparents from meeting, you would never come back out of that CTC. The principles of cause and effect collapse. Einstein's predicted CTCs are part of our conventional understanding of physics, but could never allow for time travel without a paradox. Enter quantum mechanics. While Einstein's general relativity describes the macro world, like planets and galaxies, quantum mechanics describes the micro world of things like atoms and particles. The two sets of laws do not get along well, and physicists are still working on reconciling them. The math behind quantum mechanics suggests that time travel through a CTC is not only possible, but could be done without creating any paradoxes. So while a person (a macro object) can't time travel without creating a paradox, something much smaller, like a single particle (a micro object), could. Back in the 1990s, theoretical physicist David Deutsch was the first person to realize this, and he figured out a way to get around the paradox. Martin Ringbauer In the world of quantum mechanics, the rules are a lot more fuzzy than conventional physics. If a quantum particle, like a photon or an electron, entered one of these time travel loops, it would have to emerge on the other side as that same identical particle. But when a quantum particle enters a CTC, there's no set outcome, only a spread of probabilities that the particle will emerge or not. So a particle that enters a CTC with a 50% chance of coming back out will only fail to make it back out of the CTC half the time. It's a crazy solution, but that 50/50 chance is good enough to solve the paradox according to the laws of quantum mechanics. No one has discovered a CTC or successfully built one, so time travel is still not possible. But physicists at the University of Queensland in Australia have built a system that can mimic how a quantum particle would behave if it passed through a CTC and interacted with a younger version of its self. They've effectively built a time machine simulator. The team of physicists simulated a particle traveling through a CTC by firing pairs of entangled light particles through a circuit. Entangled particles are created from the same parent particle, so they are identical to each other and any force that acts on one immediately affects the other. The entangled particles passed through a circuit and hit a polarized beam splitter that broke them apart so they could interact with each other. Think of it has you meeting the younger version of yourself right at the entrance to a time travel loop. The physicists encoded the polarization of each particle pair they tested before sending it through the time machine simulator, so the polarization of any particles that emerged could be measured and compared to the original to make sure it was in fact the same particle. So what happened when the simulated past and present versions of the particle met each other? The interaction was paradox-free, and the quantum particles came out of the mock time machine in exactly the same way they entered it. Time travel isn't possible yet, but this simulation means it could be. The experiment also fit both the laws of general relativity and quantum mechanics, demonstrating that the two bodies of law could actually be compatible Read more: http://ift.tt/1JRTMbx



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Physicists Have Built A Time Machine Simulator

By: jironde on: 2:53 PM
Mountain Bike Fail in Grand Canyon



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Mountain Bike Fail in Grand Canyon

By: jironde on: 2:21 PM
Incredible video of a passenger airline just falling out of the sky! I am suprised I havent't seen this before.



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Crazy: Airliner fall out of the sky is Afghanistan

By: jironde on: 11:58 AM
Ukraine now in top 100 countries to do business. Are you kidding? Another Ukraine Today Fail. The list was out of 165 countries.



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Ukraine now in top 100 countries to do business

By: jironde on: 11:58 AM
Snow cannons have become a common sight in most ski resorts nowadays, to make up for the lack of snow and to keep visitors coming. But their use is environmentally hazardous, expensive - due to the large amounts of electricity needed - and unreliable as they often fail to work in temperatures above zero. Now, two Italian engineers have perfected the recipe to transform water first into slush, then into fluffy white flakes in a few seconds, without any using chemical additives. They've called their invention "Neve XN"Perenne or "Neve Perenne" ("perennial snow" in Italian). "There are two main differences between our machine and a snow cannon: first, it consumes just one tenth of the electricity normally used by a snow cannon. And second, once you turn it on, our machine produces a constant amount of snow regardless of weather conditions," says co-inventor Francesco Besana. Inside the machine, high-pressure steam produces a vacuum that turns the water into slush. Outside, electronic components regulate the process. Slush pours into the open air. Oxygen turns it into snowflakes, even at temperatures of up to 15 degrees Celsius. The prototype can produce up to half a cubic meter of snow per hour, and its inventors hope it will eventually draw its energy from solar panels. According to co-inventor Fabiano Maturi, "the goal of our prototype is to give continuity to the ski season". "The idea is to have small production stations scattered along the ski slopes to supply snow where it's scarce," he adds. The two engineers have started upgrading their prototype with the aim of building a bigger machine that will crank out 5 cubic meters of snow an hour and run on biomass or wood fire, a more environmentally-friendly source of energy.



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Meet the "green" snow cannon: Neve XN

By: jironde on: 2:46 AM

Thursday, January 29, 2015

iceland car crash parking garage Chase Epic Lol Fail Accident Crashes gta Auto drug addict car crash



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Drag Race Car Crash Mountain

By: jironde on: 11:52 PM
Slippery Fail



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Slippery Fail

By: jironde on: 10:50 PM
What Happens When?



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Buttocks

By: jironde on: 9:48 PM
Short video of a girl in a dive fail, she was ok after this



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Slo-mo spring board dive fail

By: jironde on: 6:53 PM
The challenges facing America, are far bigger than most people realize. I will attempt to address the problems, with out partisan politics. I am a member of neither party, and certain both parties are equally responsible for the mess we face. My values certainly lean conservative, I am a pure constitutional supporter, but I don't think this causes any blurring of what matters. First problem we face, and the most critical, is our national debt. Both parties are guilty of dishonesty. They rely on the stupidity of the American people, and use "deficit reduction", as a cover for their fiscal irresponsibility. Deficit reduction, which is nothing more than debt RISING. Anyone with basic math skills, understands this. But most people are either mesmerized by the flashy double talk, or too complacent and just don't care. This is part of the "entitled" generations our politicians have been feeding, basically offering more money for your vote. They don't explain where this money comes from, or why it matters. Why? Because they honestly DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU. They have been doing insider trading, building nest eggs that insure they're safe, when the bottom drops out. Our debt is now nearing 19 trillion dollars. A number that was unheard of in the late 1970's. Now, these numbers are used with calmness, as if they are a few dollars short on their bar tab, but they promise to take care of it on their next visit. By the end of this decade, if serious solutions are not taken now, it will be closer to 25 trillion dollars. How in the hell are we going to even begin to start paying this debt, and keep the entitlement promises we have made to so many of our citizens? The unfunded liability, which is basically all the retirement benefits offered to Americans, is looming in the near future, where people have been promised monies that just don't exist. Social Security was created, to help those near the end of their life. In the original program, benefits were paid out, to those who exceeded the life expectancy of their time. Basically, they paid into a system, on the off chance, they lived longer than the average life expectancy when the program was created. If you don't understand what that means, I will make it simple. They wanted you to pay into this program, and DIE BEFORE YOU COULD RECEIVE THIS MONEY! The money received, was intended to be saved, put in a "no touch" fund, that would remain untouched, except for those who lived to the age of retirement. The early years were great, a lot of money coming, and very few people lived long enough to draw from the fund, it was a real winner. It didn't take long for the government to see this pile of money, and decide they needed that money, for other projects important to the nation. They broke their own promise, and started dipping into those funds, very early in the life of the program. The failure for SSA was written long ago. Both parties are absolutely guilty of deception, even as we head towards another election, and yet another debt ceiling crisis. If we fail to hold our elected leaders, accountable, we are responsible for our own failure as a nation. If you don't have private funds/property, and you are under 35, forget it, you are screwed. Now how can we do better? First, we need an amendment to the Constitution, that dictates the government not only carry no deficit, but they pay a certain percentage of government funding (through taxes) towards our debt. Once our debt is paid off, we NEVER go into debt again. How do we get this money? Printing it is NOT an option. The value of the dollar is based solely on "faith", at this time in history. More money printed, lowers the value, or buying power, of the dollar. That is inflation, or hyper inflation if we try to print our way out of debt, it doesn't work. The way you increase revenue to the government, without deflating the value of the dollar is two fold. First, you cut spending. Again, CUT SPENDING! You get rid of all expenditures that are wasteful. This means that agencies which come in UNDER BUDGET, are NOT PUNISHED. The current policy for agencies, is spend it all, or get your budget cut for the following fiscal year. Anyone who has worked for the federal government, knows what this means. At the end of any fiscal year, agencies go on a spending SPREE, BUYING SHIT THEY DON'T NEED, JUST TO ENSURE A BUDGET INCREASE! So they will throw huge parties, or buy thousands of rolls of toilet paper, staplers, or flat screen TV's. Yes, FLAT SCREEN TV'S! Just dumb. So after cutting spending, which is a whole topic unto itself, there is revenue . How do you raise revenue? Here is where I will shock many people. YOU LOWER TAXES! Before you go running up and down the hallway, screaming bloody murder, let me explain. The dirty truth about ALL taxes, YOU PAY THEM ALL! There is not a SINGLE EXPENSE, that does not factor into the prices of the goods and services you buy, NOT ONE. Our current administration believes that taxing is the only way to raise revenue. They don't trust American businesses, or YOU, to do what is right(in their elitist minds) with money. They believe that companies are so monstrously greedy, that any tax cuts, will go into their pockets. This is false. Any company that wants to excel, knows that expansion/growth equals success. More capital means more jobs, more jobs equals more money ultimately going into the government coffers. If the US removed ALL corporate taxes, it would bring companies back to US soil so fast, it would make tax lovers heads spin, probably right off their shoulders. Companies would INVEST their new found capital, in growth. That means more people working, more people putting money into the government. We pay all these taxes anyway, why kill job creation with stupid taxation that is ALWAYS passed onto the consumer anyway? You would also need to create penalties to those companies which do not return their companies to US soil. Placing import taxes on these companies, would make their competitive ability, much more difficult than those already on US soil. We would need a grace period, one year, to allow those companies to return to the US, before getting hammered. This would also protect our technology, which is stolen outright, by china, as they are dominating the worlds manufacturing with their government controls on currency value and the huge, low wage slave labor pool they draw from. China should not be the beneficiary of our creative economy. Second, we are at war with radical islam. There is no denying it, when your enemy is at war with you, you can't claim victory or and end to military operations. This MUST BE RECOGNIZED, AND ACTION MUST BE TAKEN. The current administration is childishly naive about this, and for all their failures, we are less safe than anytime since WWII. When someone hates you, with the deep, visceral hatred that makes up radical islam, there is no policy on earth that will lower their hatred towards us. Our political ideologies are absolutely oil and water, they won't mix. They want complete submission to their version of islam, or to cut off your head. There is only one solution, find them, kill them, period. In order to kill rats, you need to be willing to climb down into the gutters of the world and get dirty, real dirty. We need to unleash our military, not constrain it with too many stupid ROE's, or do as this administration has done, turn and run. Pretending that all is well, only makes us look foolish and our enemies are watching. We need bold leaders to go after these animals. We need to define them, and support those who oppose them with action, and punish those who stand by with silent support for these radical cavemen. Clear, concise action and policy. Anything less, self ostracism. Just dumb. WE THE PEOPLE, have a representative government, a true Republic, unlike the despot dictators and communists who place "republic" in their nations identity, to fool the foolish. We have an oath, "to support and defend, the Constitution of the United States, against ALL ENEMIES, FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC". This is the absolute most important part of the oath, and we MUST HOLD THOSE ACCOUNTABLE, who violate such a sacred oath. Anyone that holds office, and places the needs of NON-CITIZENS, ahead of our own, must be punished. The ones who hold office, and fight for CRIMINAL ILLEGALS, must go. Those who fight to hamstring our nation, in favor of the world collective, MUST GO. If they turn to the UN, rather than US laws, they MUST GO. Nothing and no one, trumps our Constitution, our rights as Americans, and public service is too the American, first and only. Anyone doing otherwise, is failing their oath, AND MUST GO. WE MUST DEMAND THIS! STOP LETTING THESE PEOPLE LIE, CHEAT, STEAL, AND SERVE OTHERS. This is NOT what our founding fathers intended, and we are betraying their sacrifice, by sitting idle as our country is destroyed by those we elected to govern us responsibly. New topic are forthcoming, stay tuned for common sense, in an increasingly senseless country.



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America, an honest assessment of the trouble we face.

By: jironde on: 6:53 PM
River Hobby Blaze Truggy. Waterproof test fail :)



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1/5 Scale, 2 Stroke, 30cc Truggy. Waterproof test feck up a fence. Onboard cam.

By: jironde on: 5:42 PM
But they fail...



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IDF try to stop a tire bomb in Palestine

By: jironde on: 2:27 PM
The title say all...



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2 Brave SAA in sexfort being interrupted while fap by

By: jironde on: 8:48 AM
tumbling and cheer fails



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OUCH! That Hurt

By: jironde on: 7:53 AM
This is comedy gold.



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Russian vs Fish

By: jironde on: 4:50 AM
I reviewed four times to see the workers reaction.. priceless



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A funny fail in an indian central kitchen CCTV

By: jironde on: 1:56 AM
Approx. 60 ISIS vs. 12 ISF, 5th Brigade + some border guards. 1st vid is fighting, 2nd walk thru afterwards.



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Daesholes attack Arar border Station: Fail. ISF prevailed.

By: jironde on: 1:56 AM
MONSTER BLIZZARD OF 2015 - Forecast was an EPIC FAIL Jan. 27, 2015 will go down in the annals of history as the day New Jersey came to a standstill for a blizzard in another state. Blizzard warnings have been lifted in the Garden State, projected snow totals more than cut in half and forecasters have apologized for what they're describing as "big forecast miss." "My deepest apologies to many key decision makers and so many members of the general public," said Gary Szatkowski, meteorologist-in-charge at the National Weather Service in Mount Holly, in announcing the forecast change. "You made a lot of tough decisions expecting us to get it right, and we didn't. Once again, I'm sorry." In a series of escalating warnings this weekend, the weather service promised feet of snow, not inches. The travel ban that was lifted this morning was issued because driving was expected to be impossible, not tricky. Whiteout conditions were supposed to reduce visibility to near zero, not six miles as it stands this morning in Newark. What could get the most attention in the aftermath of the blown forecast is the correct solution was staring the weather service in the face the entire time. Just as forecasts were issued for 30 inches of snow or more in New Jersey Sunday afternoon, the Global Forecast System, a model built and operated by the National Weather Service, predicted snowfall totals far closer to what is emerging as reality this morning. The blizzard was a bust in New York. The worst predictions for the storm - most notably Mayor Bill de Blasio's warning that it would be "most likely one of the largest blizzards in the history of New York City" - never materialized. The situation at the @foodcoop has now been elevated to defcon 11 (politely) forming a line down the block. Instead, New Yorkers woke up to little more than an ordinary winter snowscape. Gov. Andrew Cuomo lifted a driving ban for New York City and its suburbs, and subways, buses and commuter trains lurched back to life. As northeast coast residents brace for what many are predicting to be the biggest blizzard of all time, last-minute shoppers rushed grocery stores leaving empty shelves as they made preparations for a snow in of possibly epic proportions. snow snowing weather "weather forecast" prepare prepared warning survival safe safety u.s. "united states" "new york" "new jersey" america usa lucky fear humanity community people nyc "new york city" travel 2015 blizzard storm "extreme weather" extreme aid charity help news media entertainment power "survival equipment" storm energy home house bugout prepper history historic power "u.s. army" "national guard" prediction doom "elite nwo agenda" sheeple sheep agency blackout weather service climate change alex jones rant infowars gerald celente david icke lindsey williams marc faber jim rogers canada super bowl jsnip4 demcad rawdogletard montagraph Tens of millions stand in the path of a massive blizzard expected to impact a 250-mile swath of the east coast, which some are anticipating will blanket parts of New England in up to three feet of snow. Several major airports have canceled hundreds of flights, and Connecticut Gov. Dannel Malloy has ordered traffic off of roads starting at 9PM, also warning residents to expect rolling power outages. New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has urged residents to stay home if possible, and yesterday New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio put out an urgent warning telling residents to "prepare for the worst." "We are facing most likely one of the largest snowstorms in the history of this city," de Blasio stated. "New Yorkers should not underestimate this storm... Assume conditions will be unsafe." "Make other plans. Change your plans now in advance of this storm. Even walking should be kept to a minimum." Ill-prepared New Yorkers apparently heeded no lessons from the "Snowpocalypse" that hit the east coast last year, which left miles of motorists stranded on the highway and stirred Atlanta residents into a grocery-buying panic, despite only bringing about three inches of snow.



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MONSTER BLIZZARD OF 2015 - Forecast was an EPIC FAIL

By: jironde on: 12:50 AM
Overloaded Truck - Pathetic The truck drivers do not pay attention to the maximum limit load trucks , and what was predicted would occur when the truck left the truck rolled



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Overloaded Truck - Pathetic

By: jironde on: 12:50 AM
How ya doing?



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Hello Baby

By: jironde on: 12:50 AM
http://ift.tt/1yx85d2 January 28, 2015 ( Eric Draitser - Counterpunch ) The most entertaining mysteries are the ones with compelling protagonists, enigmatic and often surreptitious antagonists, and surprising or shocking conclusions. Indeed, without these essential elements, one is unlikely to read the story at all. However, when it comes to politics and geopolitics, somehow our mass media storytellers - the scores of journalists, military and counter-terrorism 'experts,' and establishment mouthpieces - fail to even point us in the right direction. Not only do they not follow the threads of the story, they prefer to pretend they simply aren't there. And so it is with the great 'mystery' of Boko Haram, a group that in just a few years has become one of the most recognizable terrorist entities in the world. Having carried out heinous massacres of men, women, and children, abducted thousands of innocents, and destroyed whole towns, Boko Haram now symbolizes just that perfect blend of barbarism, religious and ideological fundamentalism, and non-white skin, which come together to cast them, in the eyes of westerners especially, as the manifestation of evil - the devil incarnate that can only be destroyed by the forces of righteousness. You know, the 'good guys.' But what happens when there are no 'good guys' to be found? What happens when you follow the story only to find the most cynical of intentions from every player involved? Such is the case with this Boko Haram story, and indeed the regional politics and geopolitics of West Africa as a whole. In trying to unravel the labyrinthine web of political, economic, and strategic threads connecting a number of significant actors, it becomes clear that no analysis of Boko Haram is worth reading unless it approaches the issue from three distinctly different, yet intimately connected, angles. First, there is Nigeria's domestic politics, and the issue of Boko Haram and the perception of the government and opposition's responsibility for the chaos it has wreaked. With elections scheduled to take place in February, Boko Haram and national security have, quite understandably, become dominant issues in the public mind. The mutual finger-pointing and accusations provide an important backdrop for understanding how Boko Haram fits both into the public discourse, and into the strategies of political networks behind the scenes in Nigeria, and the region more broadly. Second is the all-important regional political and economic chessboard. In West Africa - an area rich in strategic resources - there are a few interested parties who stand to gain from Boko Haram's ongoing attacks which amount to a destabilization of the entire Nigerian state. Nigeria's neighbor Chad has recently come under heavy scrutiny from Nigeria's military apparatus for its purported role in financing and facilitating Boko Haram's expansion. Chad sees in Nigeria potential oil profits as it expands its own oil extraction capabilities throughout the Chad Basin - a geographical region that includes significant territory in Chad, Nigeria, Cameroon, and Niger. Of course, major oil companies, not to mention powerful western nations such as France, have a vested interest in maintaining their profits from West African oil. Finally and, perhaps most importantly, is the continental and global perspective. Nigeria, as Africa's most dynamic economy, presents major opportunities and challenges for key global powers. For China, Nigeria represents one of its principal investment footholds in Africa. A key trading partner for Beijing, Nigeria has increasingly been moving out of the direct orbit of the West, transforming it from a reliable, if subservient, Western ally, into an obstacle to be overcome. Coinciding with these developments has been the continually expanding US military presence throughout Africa, one that is increasingly concentrated in West Africa, though without much media fanfare aside from the Ebola story. The international media has seized on the heart-rending story of the girls of Chibok - the ubiquitous #BringBackOurGirls meme - and for most people that is all they know about Boko Haram. However, such a superficial understanding of one of the most complex international stories in recent years does little to further the discourse, or bring about a resolution. Rather, a more nuanced understanding puts Boko Haram into a larger international context, one which can go a long way to dismantling the organization, and the air of mystery that surrounds it. While many of the details remain murky at best, with powerful players operating behind the scenes, the contours of a regional destabilization and a proxy war become discernible. The Politics of Boko Haram With national elections less than a month away, the competing factions of Nigeria's political establishment are busily trying to scapegoat their opponents, with each side implying that the other is either in league with Boko Haram, or is deliberately trying to capitalize on the situation. The two major parties - the ruling People's Democratic Party (PDP) led by President Goodluck Jonathan, and the All Progressives Congress (APC) - have made Boko Haram into a political hot potato, passing it back and forth in hopes that voters will associate it with their opponent. Last September, before Boko Haram once again made international headlines with their most recent offensives, the political mudslinging was already fierce. The Chairman of the People's Democratic Party Councillors Forum, Collins Onogu stated that: Most of those who have been rendered homeless in the North Eastern part of the country by Boko Haram are PDP members. What is their offence? The spokesperson of APC...has neglected his duty and he is now making statements on behalf of Boko Haram....APC has been using the media to blackmail President Goodluck Jonathan, their plan is to make the country ungovernable for him, they have plans of diverting the attention of Nigerians but it will not work out. US Israeli Sock Puppet President Goodluck Jonathan While Onogu's characterization of the issue is certainly debatable, it is quite clear the PDP sees the issue of Boko Haram as a major political liability for their party, and for President Jonathan. It is for this reason that Collins and other PDP leaders have repeatedly threatened to "reveal the names of APC members sponsoring Boko Haram." It's entirely possible that the PDP might do this purely to sabotage their opponents in the campaign. However, it is equally true that the PDP is desperately trying to deflect the blame for a crisis that has developed while the Government has been under their control. Either way, the PDP is smearing the APC in order to guilt them by association. Conversely, the APC has not only denied all the charges, they have made their own counter-claims, alleging that former high-ranking PDP officials are intimately involved in financing Boko Haram. John Oyegun, national chairman of the APC said in September 2014: Dr. Stephen Davis, a man hired by the President Jonathan-led Federal Government to negotiate with Boko Haram for the release of the Chibok girls decided to speak out, believing the best way to tackle the insurgency is to expose the sponsors. And who are they?...he named former Borno Governor Ali Modu Sheriff and a former Army Chief, Gen. Azubuike Ihejirika, as the sponsors of Boko Haram... The sponsors of Boko Haram are within the PDP and the Presidency. They are known friends of President Jonathan. He knows them and they know him. These revelations, vehemently denied by the PDP and Nigerian President Jonathan's administration, certainly raise important questions as to the networks supporting and financing Boko Haram, and when, where, and why they were originally organized. According to leaked intelligence information obtained by the Nigerian news outlet Premium Times , the former governor of Borno State, and Goodluck Jonathan ally, Ali Modu Sheriff has been one of the principal financiers and organizers of Boko Haram, basing his operations out of Chad (more on Chad later). The dated communications obtained by Premium Times "painted a picture of what appears to be a powerful regional support structure involving the Chadian president, Nigerian officials and Niger Republic, and spearheaded by Mr. Sheriff whom the intelligence presents as a powerful figure within this circle." Add to this information the findings of a presidential panel commissioned by President Jonathan: The Report traced the origin of private militias in Borno State in particular, of which Boko Haram is an offshoot, to politicians who set them up in the run-up to the 2003 general elections. The militias were allegedly armed and used extensively as political thugs. After the elections and having achieved their primary purpose, the politicians left the militias to their fate since they could not continue funding and keeping them employed. With no visible means of sustenance, some of the militias gravitated towards religious extremism, the type offered by Mohammed Yusuf. Certainly there are a lot of questions to answer here. Is Sheriff simply a former ally who has since "gone rogue" and decided to establish his own private army to enrich himself and his foreign patron? Conversely, could it be that Sheriff continues to be connected, if perhaps only indirectly, with the government in Abuja? The communications between Sheriff's network and Nigerian military officials as far back as 2011 does seem to suggest at least an indirect connection between them. As such, there is obviously a complex web of relations connecting various parties in Nigeria, as well as its neighbors, with Boko Haram. According to a 2011 intelligence memo from field officers in Chad, "members of Boko Haram sect are sometimes kept in Abeche region in Chad and trained before being dispersed. This happens usually when Mr. Sheriff visits Abeche." So, even the most conservative analysis would have to admit there is undeniably a connection between the domestic politics of Nigeria, especially within the ruling party, and international actors who have their own agenda. And it is those actors, and their motivations, that deserve careful analysis. Regional Conflict, Resource War West Africa's vast riches have long since been a prize for colonial powers and post-colonial states alike. Nigeria alone has become a global player in terms of oil production - supplying at least 8 percent of US oil imports - though it is debatable whether that has been much of a blessing for the Nigerian people. Throughout the region, economic interests have been central to the policies and agendas of a number of states whose leaders have both dollar signs in their eyes, and hegemony on their minds. This has only accelerated in recent years, especially since the imperialist war that toppled former Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi, perhaps the single force in Africa providing stability, and keeping peripheral actors such as Chad, Niger, and others more or less in line. Naturally, Gaddafi's impact was seen a bit differently by those rulers whose ambitions suffered because of it. Perhaps no leader has been more ambitious in recent years than Chadian President Idriss D'eby who has played a central role in the entire Boko Haram story, from accusations that his government has provided them safe haven, to his possibly genuine, possibly disingenuous attempts to broker a ceasefire between the terror group and the Nigerian government. He has been linked with the aforementioned Ali Modu Sheriff, the alleged mastermind of the Boko Haram network. Intelligence information from a number of sources does seem to point to a direct connection. In addition, a 2009 US diplomatic cable published by Wikileaks revealed that: A well-trained veteran Chadian extremist, Abu-Mahjin, who has limited ties to al-Qa'ida associates, recently traveled to Nigeria. He may be planning to conduct or facilitate a terrorist operation...recent tearline stated, 'Nigerian-based probable Chadian extremist is keen to obtain more funds...it is not clear when he will receive this additional finance.' Could it be that Abu-Mahjin acted as a de facto intermediary between certain elements in Nigeria and Chad? It is certainly plausible that, at the very least, the connection between Chad and Boko Haram goes back to the very transformation of that organization into a terrorist entity. But what can Chad offer? And why would they? To answer the former question, one must dive into recent history to see how D'eby came to power. Curiously enough, his rise to the presidency was directly thanks to Gaddafi who, after years of war with Chad - war in which D'eby himself led troops against Libyan forces - backed D'eby against the former government of Hiss`ene Habr'e who had been hosting a number of anti-Gaddafi Libyans with close ties to US intelligence, such as the once again relevant General Hifter . As Time magazine noted in 2001, "While the full scope of D'eby's relationship with Gaddafi remains hazy, it is known that Libya equipped D'eby's army with as many as 200 Toyota land cruisers fitted with 23-mm Soviet-made cannons." It is quite likely that the military backing for D'eby went far deeper than what is being acknowledged here. In any event, the NATO-led war that toppled Gaddafi in 2011 radically changed the political character of the region. Suddenly, someone like D'eby could pursue his own regional ambitions without the ever-watchful eye of Gaddafi who stood against any forces that sought to destabilize West Africa in the service of western corporations. With a long-established network of weapons and fighter smuggling, Chad became a major transit point for many of the weapons (and fighters) streaming out of Libya by the end of 2011. While much of the military hardware went through the Sahel region, likely into the arms of the equally shadowy Al Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb (AQIM), it is probable that a significant amount of it went to Chad. The long-standing ties with elements of the Libyan military only increase the likelihood that Chad became a refuge and/or conduit for countless weapons and fighters. So, as Libya collapsed, and weapons and fighters came streaming out, Chad all of a sudden found itself in a position of strength, able to finally pursue an agenda to enrich itself, or at least enrich D'eby and the clique around him. But what is it that he wants? In recent years, oil discoveries throughout the Chad Basin have transformed how the states of West Africa view their economic future. At the heart of the basin is Lake Chad, surrounded by the nations of Chad, Cameroon, and Niger. According to a 2010 assessment from the US Geological Survey (USGS), the Chad Basin has "estimated mean volumes of 2.32 billion barrels of oil, 14.65 trillion cubic feet of natural gas, 391 million barrels of natural gas liquids." The potential size of these resources certainly has whet a few palettes, both in the region and internationally. All the countries of the basin have expressed strong desire in recent years to begin exploiting the energy reserves there. However, thus far, Nigeria has been unable to do so due to the Boko Haram insurgency. E&P (Exploration & Production) , the publication of Hart Energy, noted in March 2014: Hopes of stepping up oil exploration in Nigeria's Lake Chad Basin have been dashed by the brutal attacks of Islamic Boko Haram and the Ansaru sect terrorists in the country's northeastern region...Between 2011 and 2013 the Nigerian government provided $240 million to facilitate oil and gas exploration activities in the Lake Chad Basin...Oil prospecting in the Lake Chad Basin was "yielding promising results and may lead to commercial exploration of oil and gas this year," Nigeria's Vice President Namadi Sambo said in 2013...But the deadly activities of the Boko Haram insurgents halted plans. So, while Nigeria is forced to put the brakes on its oil exploration and development in the Chad Basin, its neighbors, most notably Chad, continue theirs. As Dr. Peregrino Brimah explained , "The Boko Haram insurgency has conveniently provided Chad, under the government of Idriss D'eby, unfettered access to oil under Nigeria's soils through 3D oil drilling from within its territorial borders, which the country exports." So, in true Daniel Plainview "I drink your milkshake" style, D'eby has engaged in siphoning off Nigeria's oil wealth, and exporting it for massive profits for himself and his cronies. But of course, Chad is not alone in this endeavor, as it has company from Cameroon and Niger, both of whom are doing precisely the same thing. Standing above and behind this practice is the former colonial power France - the one-time colonial master of Chad, Cameroon, and Niger. Today, France's dominant role continues as its port of Le Havre is the final destination for the unrefined oil extracted from under the feet of West Africans. Needless to say, there are very powerful interests both in Africa and Europe who want to ensure that the flow of their precious oil continues unabated. Moreover, they will do anything to prevent the major oil exporting power of the region, namely Nigeria, from being able to cut in on their action. And this regional rivalry is, at least in part, the reason why Boko Haram really has the potential to spark international conflict. Last October, after Nigerian military forces launched an offensive against Boko Haram , the ensuing battle spilled across the Nigeria-Cameroon border where, depending on who you believe, either Nigerian forces retreated, or they pursued Boko Haram suspects. In total, 107 Boko Haram militants were killed, along with 8 Cameroonian military officers and dozens of civilians. In this way, the resource war is transmogrified into a shooting war. The destabilization of the entire region is not far off from that. It is precisely this danger of a regional destabilization that has so many observers around the world biting their nails. The obvious danger is that West Africa could become, like the Sahel and most of North Africa, a locus of extremism and terror. However, the most pressing question of all is why. In whose interest is it to see the whole region destabilized? What is the global and geopolitical context for understanding these decidedly complex and interconnected issues? Part 2 of this article will examine the geopolitical and strategic context within which these events should be understood. It will detail how the US and certain European powers are exploiting the situation for their own gain. Eric Draitser is the founder of StopImperialism.com . He is an independent geopolitical analyst based in New York City. You can reach him at ericdraitser@gmail.com.



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Nigeria: Unraveling the Mystery of Boko Haram

By: jironde on: 12:01 AM

Wednesday, January 28, 2015

As above



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Somersault Fail

By: jironde on: 9:51 PM
How To Instantly Fail Your Motorcycle License Test



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How To Instantly Fail Your Motorcycle License Test

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3rd World California: When illegal Mexicans fail to assimilate.

By: jironde on: 8:54 PM
The Dallas police released some amazingly anticlimactic dashcam video of a police officer pulling a man off the edge of a highway overpass.



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Dallas police release jumper rescue video

By: jironde on: 6:54 PM
Bicycle Wheelie Fail so that one of the bike or the person?



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Bicycle Wheelie Fail

By: jironde on: 1:53 PM
This is one of the funniest attempted robberies ever... you have to see it for yourself... it's like WTF?



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ROBBER PLAYS DEAD = when OWNER points a GUN to his HEAD ==

By: jironde on: 1:53 PM
During heavy rain in S~ao Paulo, poor citizen loses his bike to wet wormhole. Happened in my neighborhood lol



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Riding fail

By: jironde on: 10:53 AM
beginnings are difficult



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Beginner handball player

By: jironde on: 8:53 AM
Fall or Rise



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Multiculti Europe

By: jironde on: 8:53 AM
My friend is having the time of his life when all of a sudden........ That's youtube star Tacticalnoob42 shooting the PPSh-41, dude get's to shoot the most coolest guns in the world. http://ift.tt/15Kk9AG



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EPIC Machine Gun Fail

By: jironde on: 4:53 AM
She said "don't put it on youtube" well its on LL now



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Drunk Whale VS skatepark

By: jironde on: 3:05 AM

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

PLEASE!!! TAKE MY MONEY.



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A Seen on TV

By: jironde on: 11:53 PM
Darwin award goes to....



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Dual 12 Gauge minus Gun Safety =

By: jironde on: 9:46 PM
Why yes. Yes it is.



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Is that a baguette?

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Catwalk Model Fail so look funny when they're there



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Catwalk Model Fail

By: jironde on: 2:24 PM
This city is just northeast of Lugansk, in the territory still under control of the UAF. The Ukie commander tries to imply that mobilization is the law, but they do not want to hear it



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Ukraine - Anti mobilization protest in Belovodsk

By: jironde on: 2:24 PM
awesome footage of failed missile!



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GoPro getting toasted!

By: jironde on: 1:54 PM
Bike cart uphill fail Two men try to ride a two person pedal bike cart up a hill outdoors, it rolls backwards down the hill, and they flip back/ crash.



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Bike cart uphill fail

By: jironde on: 10:52 AM
Most epic fails of nutshots in 2014 Subscribe bro ;)



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Ultimate Fails Of NutShots by JFDI

By: jironde on: 8:53 AM
Cute street dog following Girl-Playing with Purse.The dog was playing with the girl's purse and the girl was scared of the dog she came asking us for help . We helped her by keeping the dog busy.



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Cute street dog following Girl-Playing with Purse

By: jironde on: 8:53 AM
Bottle feeding Baby lamb and finger too.



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Bottle feeding Baby lamb

By: jironde on: 8:53 AM
http://ift.tt/1ElLd8y Russia's top airlines are eyeing the specter of bankruptcy in 2015 following last year's ruble meltdown, which decimated travel spending and drastically upped the costs of maintaining carriers' fleets. One of the first rumbles of crisis came in December, when Russia's third-biggest air carrier UTair failed to meet an obligation to repurchase 2.6 billion rubles ($40.8 million) of bonds. The carrier is currently in negotiations to restructure its debt, which totals around 70 billion rubles ($1 billion). Russia's flagship carrier Aeroflot quickly registered its disapproval of any possible bailout plan, according to newspaper Vedomosti, accusing stricken UTair of being the victim of its own aggressive underpricing. But while UTair's policies may be behind its troubles, the other airlines are familiar with the hazards of the rouble's collapse. State-owned Aeroflot itself reported a net loss of 3.5 billion rubles ($54.9 million) over the first 9 months of 2014, after a 17 billion ruble profit a year earlier. .... Read More



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Russian airlines brace for tough year as rouble falls over Ukrainian crisis

By: jironde on: 6:54 AM
One may be towing the other. Trip hazard! LOL.



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Take care when crossing between cars...

By: jironde on: 4:54 AM
Utter stupidity resulting in ultimate death. No chanting this time though, so everyones a winner. 1,2,3, Weeeeee!!



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Limbs, Limbs, everywhere. On the ground, and in the air!

By: jironde on: 2:20 AM
Ukrainians willfully adopted the word "ukrop" (meaning "dill", an offensive nickname to ukrainian soldiers) as a bit of self-irony, now they got a new patch with the words "slave owner" ("rabovlastnik"). Well this self-appointed slave-owner ended up dead on a side of a dirty road, along with his friends.



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Ukrainian "slave owner" dead along with his buddies

By: jironde on: 2:20 AM
Someone's lucky to still have all his limbs intact.



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Step away from the power tools....

By: jironde on: 2:20 AM
#JustFailDoIt The most awesome top of shovel nutshots ;)



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Top 20 Shovel NutShots | by JFDI

By: jironde on: 12:54 AM
I know this has to be only to impress the ladies.



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Shadow boxing fool

By: jironde on: 12:54 AM

Monday, January 26, 2015

Porsche Cayenne fail



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Porsche Cayenne fail

By: jironde on: 11:53 PM
XYZ: What would happen if the Russian army really invaded Ukraine We will not name the author of this material, as he is an active officer of the armed forces of Russia, but he perfectly described the situation - What would happen if the Ukrainian military faced the Russian army? The titles of some complexes we have SPECIFICALLY designated with the letters of the Latin alphabet not to write their name, as mentioning some of them is undesirable for the author. However, I think that military people will understand what are the systems in question: "According to our Ukrainian partners, commenting on the latest ATO news, and referring to the "intercepted data from reports of the Russian army", today another division of the Russian army was destroyed near Lugansk... ------ I want to briefly explain to the Ukrainian colleagues, what is the modern Russian army, and what would happen, if it would come to visit them in reality, and not in their wet dreams. Firstly, today we use digital radio communication with local encryption. You can intercept it, but you cannot decipher it. The code changes in 50 minutes, an hour, an hour and twenty-two minutes - on arbitrary unpredictable schedule. Ukrainian military and the armed forces of Novorossia are using an old analog model, which you can listen to. And the Russian army now has communications which was previously only on secure communication lines, - you can only hear the crackling and a characteristic murmur. Secondly, if the Russian army appears in front of UAF, it will be easy to determine. The first sign - failure of all means of communication, full discharging of batteries in vehicles, tanks and other equipment, at the same time, discharge of batteries in mobile phones, the targets, and radio stations. Then, there is a rapture of electric circuits throughout all the equipment - all of it. This is EMP. All engines stall, no way to restart. This is how the system "X" works (in order to protect the author we do not specify the name), with a range of up to 20 km. Second - complete failure of all systems using LCD monitors, the failure of all target-locating devices of the air defense system. This is how the complex "Altair" works (this is a known complex in the world, we can name it). Third - a failure to deploy any kinds of guided missile weapons - from MANPADS to PTURS . Upon launching, the ammunition liquidates itself. This is a battalion complex "Z" - on the basis of MTLB . Range - 15 kilometers. Fourth - it is impossible to use a drone and low-flying aircraft. Their on board electronics will fail. This is system "Y". Then there is a complex "Avtobaza", which can forcibly land a drone. What will happen next? Dozens (hundreds, if necessary) of the latest combat helicopters, flying over all the roads, start hunting for single armored vehicles, trains, cars. Railroad is paralyzed, bridges blown up. The lights go out on the home front - electric stations are out of service. Civil and military headquarters on the home front and separate leaders simultaneously are liquidated by the recon-subversive groups. This is roughly how the Russian army would conduct military operations today. Therefore, the wet dreams about the "hero-cyborgs", spitting flame on hundreds of Russian tanks, are better left to science fiction writers."



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XYZ: What would happen if the Russian army really invaded Ukraine

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Shovel HeadShot Compilation | by JFDI

By: jironde on: 11:53 PM
This is the new challange . Sad that people are dumber and dumber.



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After Ice Bucket this is the new Challange

By: jironde on: 9:49 PM
pathetic myth pushers abuse the weak for all of history ..punish all who speak for god, destroy all cults for humanity.



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GRIND RELIGION TO DUST GODFREAKS ABUSE MANKIND

By: jironde on: 9:49 PM
January 26, 2015 Middle East Damascus, SANA - President Bashar al-Assad gave an interview to the American magazine Foreign Affairs published on Monday. Following is the full text of the interview: Interview given by H.E. President Bashar al-Assad to Foreign Affairs Magazine Question 1: I would like to start by asking you about the war. It has now been going on for almost four years, and you know the statistics: more than two hundred thousand people have been killed, a million wounded, and more than three million Syrians have fled the country, according to the UN. Your forces have also suffered heavy casualties. The war cannot go on forever. How do you see the war ending? President Assad: All Wars, anywhere in the world have in the past ended with a political solution because war itself is not the solution; war is one of the instruments of politics. So you end with a political solution. That's how we see it. That is the headline. Question 2: You don't think that this war will end militarily? President Assad: No. Any war ends with a political solution. Question 3: Your country is increasingly divided into three mini-states, you could say: one is controlled by the government, one is controlled by ISIS and Jabhat al-Nusra, one is controlled by the more secular Sunni and Kurdish opposition. How will you ever put Syria back together again? President Assad: First of all, this image is not accurate because you cannot talk about mini-states with out talking about the people who live within those states. The Syrian people are still with the unity of Syria; they still support the government. The factions you refer to control some areas, but they move from one place to another; they are not stable, and there are no clear lines of separation between different forces. Sometimes they mingle with each other and they move. But the main issue is about the population. The population still supports the state regardless of whether they support it politically or not; I mean they support the state as the representative of the unity of Syria. This is what I mean by supporting the state. So as long as you have the Syrian people believing in unity, any government and any official can unify Syria. If the people are divided into two, three, or four groups, no one can unify this country. That's how we see it. Question 4: You think that the Sunnis and the Kurds still believe in a unified Syria? President Assad: If you go to Damascus now you can see all the different, let's say, colors of our society living together. So the divisions in Syria are not based on sectarian or ethnic grounds, and even in the Kurdish area you are talking about, we have two different colors; we have Arabs more than Kurds, so it's not about the ethnicity; it's about the factions that control certain areas militarily. Question 5: A year ago, both the opposition and foreign governments were insisting that you step down as a precondition to talks. They no longer are. Diplomats are now looking for an interim settlement that would allow you to keep a role. Just today, the New York Times had an article that talked about increased U.S. support for the Russian and UN peace initiatives. The article refers to: "the West's quiet retreat from its demands that Syria's president step down immediately." Given this shift in the Western attitude, are you now more open to a negotiated solution to the conflict that leads to a political transition? President Assad: From the very beginning we were open. We engaged in dialogue with every party in Syria. Party doesn't mean political party; it could be party, current, or some personality, it could be any political entity. We changed the constitution and we are open to anything. But when you want to do something, it's not about the position or about the government, it's about the Syrians; sometimes you might have a majority that doesn't belong to any side. So when you want to make a change, as long as you're talking about a national problem, every Syrian must have a say in it. When you have a dialogue, it's not between the government and the opposition; it's between the different Syrian parties and entities. That's how we look at dialogue. This is first. Second, whatever solution you want to make, at the end you should go back to the people through a referendum, because you're talking about the constitution; changing the political system, You have to go back to the Syrian people. So engaging in a dialogue is different from taking decisions, which is not done by the government or the opposition. Question 6: So you're saying that you would not agree to any kind of political transition unless there is a referendum that supports it? President Assad: Exactly, the people should make the decision, not anyone else. Question 7: Does that mean there's no room for negotiations? President Assad: No, we will go to Russia, we will go to these negotiations, but there is another question here: who do you negotiate with? As a government, we have institutions, we have an army, and we have influence, positive or negative, in any direction, at any time. Whereas the people we are going to negotiate with, who do they represent? That's the question. When you talk about the opposition, it has to have meaning. The opposition in general has to have representatives in the local administration, in the parliament, in institutions, they have to have grassroots to represent. In the current crisis, you have to ask about the opposition's influence on the ground. You have to go back to what the rebels announced publically, when they said many times that the opposition doesn't represent us, they have no influence. If you want to talk about fruitful dialogue, it's going to be between the government and those rebels. There is another point. Opposition means national, it means working for the interests of the Syrian people. It cannot be an opposition if it's a puppet of Qatar or Saudi Arabia or any Western country, including the United States, paid from the outside. It should be Syrian. We have a national opposition, I'm not excluding it, I'm not saying every opposition is not legitimate. But you have to separate the national and the puppets. Not every dialogue is fruitful. Question 8: Does that mean you would not want to meet with opposition forces that are backed by outside countries? President Assad: We are going to meet with everyone. We don't have conditions. Journalist: No conditions? President Assad: No conditions. Journalist: You would meet with everyone? President Assad: Yes, we're going to meet with everyone. But you have to ask each one of them: who do you represent? That's what I mean. Question 9: If I'm correct, the deputy of UN representative Staffan de Mistura is in Syria now. They're proposing as an interim measure a ceasefire and a freeze in Aleppo. Would you agree to that? President Assad: Yes, of course. We implemented that before de Mistura was assigned to his mission. We implemented it in another city called Homs, another big city. We implemented it on smaller scales in different, let's say, suburbs, villages, and so on, and it succeeded. So, the idea is very good, but it depends on the details. De Mistura came to Syria with headlines. We agreed upon certain headlines, and now we are waiting for him to bring a detailed plan or schedule - A to Z plan - let's say. We are discussing this with his deputy. Question 10: In the past, you insisted as a precondition for a ceasefire that the rebels lay down their weapons first, which obviously from their perspective was a non-starter. Is that still your precondition? President Assad: We choose different scenarios or different reconciliations. In some areas, we allowed them to leave inhabited areas in order to prevent casualties among civilians. They left these areas with their armaments. In other areas, they give up their armaments and they left. It depends on what they offer and what you offer. Question 11: I'm not clear on your answer. Would you insist that they lay down their weapons? President Assad: No, no. That's not what I mean. In some areas, they left the area with their armaments. Question 12: Are you optimistic about the Moscow talks? President Assad: What is going on in Moscow is not negotiations about the solution; it's only preparations for the conference. Journalist: So, talks about talks? President Assad: Exactly, how to prepare for the talks. So, when you start talking about the conference, what are the principles of the conference? I'll go back to the same point. Let me be frank: some of the groups are puppets, as I said, of other countries. They have to implement that agenda, and I know that many countries, like France for example, do not have any interest in making that conference succeed. So they will give them orders to make them fail. You have other personalities who only represent themselves, they don't represent anyone in Syria. Some of them never lived in Syria and they know nothing about the country. Of course, you have some other personalities who work for the national interest. So when you talk about the opposition as one entity, who's going to have influence on the other? That is the question. It's not clear yet. So, optimism would be an exaggeration. I wouldn't say I'm pessimistic, I would say we have hope, in every action. Question 13: It seems that in recent days the Americans have become more supportive of the Moscow talks. Initially, they were not. Yesterday, Secretary of State Kerry said something to suggest that the U.S. hopes that the talks go forward and that they are successful. President Assad: They always say things, but it's about what they're going to do. And you know there's mistrust between the Syrians and the U.S. So just wait till we see what will happen at the conference. Question 14: So, what do you see as the best way to strike a deal between all of the different parties in Syria? President Assad: It's to deal directly with the rebels, but you have two different kinds of rebels. Now, the majority are al Qaeda, which is ISIS and al-Nusra, with other similar factions that belong to al Qaeda but are smaller. Now, what's left, what Obama called a "fantasy" the moderate opposition. It's not an opposition, they are rebels. Most of them joined al Qaeda, and some of them rejoined the army recently. During the last week, a lot of them left those groups and came to the army. Question 15: Are these former defectors who came back? President Assad: Yes, they came back to the army. They said, we don't want to fight anymore. So what's left of those is very little. At the end, can you negotiate with al Qaeda, and others? They are not ready to negotiate, they have their own plan. The reconciliation that we started and Mr. de Mistura is going to continue is the practical solution on the ground. This is the first point. Second, you have to implement the Security Council resolution No. 2170 on al-Nusra and ISIS which was issued a few months ago, and this resolution is very clear about preventing anyone from supporting these factions militarily, financially, or logistically, yet this is what Turkey, Saudi Arabia, and Qatar are still doing. If it's not implemented, we cannot talk about a real solution because there will be obstacles. So this is how we can start. Third, the Western countries should remove the umbrella, still refered to by some of supporting the moderate opposition. They know we have mainly al Qaeda, ISIS and al Nusra. Question 16: Would you be prepared to take any confidence-building measures in advance of the talks? For example, prisoner exchanges, or ending the use of barrel bombs, or releasing political prisoners, in order to build confidence on the other side that you're willing to negotiate in good faith? President Assad: It's not a personal relationship; it's about mechanisms. In politics, you only talk about mechanisms. You don't have to trust someone to do something. If you have a clear mechanism, you can reach a result. That is what the people want. So the question is, what is the mechanism that we can put in place? This takes us back to the same question: who are they, what do they represent, what's their influence, what is the point of building trust with people with no influence? Journalist: When two parties come together, it's often very useful for one party to show the other that it's really interested in making progress by taking steps unilaterally to try and bring down the temperature. The measures that I described would have that effect. President Assad: You have something concrete, and that is reconciliation. People gave up their armaments, we gave them amnesty, they live normal lives. It is a real example. So this is a measure of confidence. On the other hand, what is the relation between that opposition and the prisoners? There's no relation. They are not their prisoners anyway. So it is completely a different issue. Question 17: So, have you offered amnesty to fighters? President Assad: Yes, of course, and we did it many times. Question 18: How many, do you have numbers? President Assad: I don't have the precise numbers, but it's thousands, not hundreds, thousands of militants. Question 19: And are you prepared to say to the entire opposition that if you lay down your weapons, you will be safe? President Assad: Yes, I said it publically in one of my speeches. Question 20: And how can you guarantee their safety? Because they have reasons to distrust your government. President Assad: You cannot, but at the end, let's say that if more than 50 percent succeed, more than 50 percent in such circumstances would be a success. So, that's how. Nothing is absolute. You have to expect some negative aspects, but they are not the major aspects. Question 21: Let me change the subject slightly. Hezbollah, Iran's Quds force and Iranian-trained Shiite militias are all now playing significant roles in the fight against rebels here in Syria. Given this involvement, are you worried about Iran's influence over the country? After all, Iraq or even Lebanon shows that once a foreign military power becomes established in a country, it can be very difficult to ask them to leave again. President Assad: Iran is an important country in this region, and it was influential before the crisis. It's influence is not related to the crisis, it's related to its role, its political position in general. When you talk about influence, various factors make a particular country influential. In the Middle East, in our region, you have the same society, the same ideology, many similar things, the same tribes, going across borders. So those factors are crossing the borders. If you have influence on one factor, your influence will be crossing the border. This is part of our nature. It's not related to the conflict. Of course, when there is conflict and anarchy, another country will be more influential in your country. When you don't have the will to have a sovereign country, you will have that influence. Now, the answer to your question is, Iran doesn't have any ambitions in Syria, and as a country, as Syria, we would never allow any country to have influence our sovereignty. We don't accept and the Iranians don't want it either. We allow cooperation. But if you allowed any country to have influence, why not allow the Americans to have influence in Syria? That's the problem with the Americans and with the West: they want to have influence without cooperation. Question 22: Let me just push you a little bit further. Last week, a commander of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps, of their airspace command, Haji Zadeh, said in an interview that Iran's Supreme Leader has ordered his forces to build and operate missile plants in Syria. That suggests that Iran is playing a greater role and doing it on its own. President Assad: No, playing a role through cooperation is different from playing a role through hegemony. Question 23: So everything that Iran is doing...? President Assad: Of course, in full cooperation with the Syrian government, and that's always the case. Question 24: Now Iran is one thing to deal with because it's a country. But you also have militias which are sub-state actors, and therefore more complicated. One problem with working with these groups is that, unlike a government, they may not be willing to cooperate and it's not always clear who to talk to. Are you worried about your ability to control these forces and to rein them in if you need to? And, a related question, this week Israel attacked Hezbollah forces in the Golan, and the Israelis suggest that they attacked them because Hezbollah was planning an attack on Israel from Syrian territory. Doesn't this also highlight the danger of allowing militias with their own agendas, not necessarily your agenda, to come into the war? President Assad: Do you mean Syrian, or any other militias in general? Journalist: I mean especially Hezbollah and the Iraqi Shi'a militias. President Assad: It's natural to say that only the institutions of the government, of the state, let's say, are the guarantee for stability and order. Any other factor that would play a role in parallel with the government could be positive, could be good in certain circumstances, but it will always have side effects, negative side effects. That is a natural thing. And having militias who support the government is a side effect of the war. You have it, but you're going to try to control this side effect. So, to have the way, if you ask any Syrian about that, he will give you a similar answer. Nobody will feel more comfortable than if they are dealing with government institutions, including the army and the police and so on. But talking about what happened in Quneitra is something completely different. Never has an operation against Israel happened through the Golan Heights since the ceasefire in 1974. It has never happened. So, for Israel to allege that there was a plan for an operation, that's a far cry from reality, just an excuse, because they wanted to assassinate somebody from Hezbollah. Question 25: But the Israelis have been very careful since the war began to not get involved except when they felt when their interests were directly threatened. President Assad: That's not true, because they've been attacking Syria now for nearly two years, without any reason. Journalist: But in each case, they say it's because Hezbollah was being given weapons from Iran through Syria. President Assad: They attacked army positions. What is the relation between Hezbollah and the army? Journalist: Those were cases where the army accidentally shelled- President Assad: Those are false allegations. Question 26: So what do you think Israel's agenda is? President Assad: They are supporting the rebels in Syria. It's very clear. Because whenever we make advances in some place, they attack in order to undermine the army. It's very clear. That's why some in Syria joke, how can you say that al Qaeda doesn't have an air force? They have the Israeli air force. Question 27: To return to my question about militias, do you feel confident that you'll be able to control them when this war end, because after all, any government, to have effective sovereignty, has to have what's called a monopoly of force, and that's very hard when you have these independent armed groups running around. President Assad: That's self-evident, the state cannot fulfill its commitment to society if it's not the only master of order. Journalist: But you see in Iraq how hard that is, because it is now very difficult for the government to control all these Shia militia which were empowered during the war. President Assad: There's a very important reason in Iraq: it's because Paul Bremmer didn't create a constitution for the state; he created one for factions. Whereas in Syria why did the army stand fast for four years in spite of this embargo, this war, tens of countries around the world attacking Syria and supporting the rebels? Because it has a real constitution, a real, secular constitution. That is the reason. In Iraq, it is sectarian. When you talk about a sectarian constitution, it's not a constitution. Question 28: But what will you do about these militias when the war ends? President Assad: Things should go back to normal like before the war. Question 29: And you're confident-? President Assad: Yes, we don't have any other option. That is the role of the government. This is self-evident. Question 30: What impact are falling oil prices having on the war in Syria? After all, your two closest allies and supporters, Iran and Russia, are very dependent on oil prices and they have suffered tremendous damage to their budgets in recent months as the price of oil has fallen. Do you worry about their ability to continue helping you? President Assad: No, because they don't give us money, so it has no effect on Syria. Even if they are going to help us, it would be in the forms of loans We're like any other country, Sometimes we pay, sometimes we take loans. Journalist: But their military support costs them money, and if they have less money to pay for their own militaries, won't that become a problem? President Assad: No, because when you pay for armaments or any other goods, you don't have a problem. Question 31: So you're saying everything you're getting from the Russians and Iranians...? President Assad: So far we haven't seen any changes, so what the influence is on them, I cannot answer. Question 32: You've said in past interviews that you and your government have made mistakes in the course of the war. What are those mistakes? Is there anything that you regret? President Assad: Every government, every person, makes mistakes, so that's again self-evident, it's a given. But if you want to talk about political mistakes, you have to ask yourself, what are the major decisions that you took since the crisis started? We took three main decisions: first of all, to be open to all dialogue. Second, we changed the constitution and the law according to what many in the opposition were saying, allegedly, that this is the reason of the crisis. Third, we took the decision to defend our country, to defend our self, to fight terrorists. So I don't think those three decisions can be described as wrong or mistakes. If you want to talk about practice, any official in any place can make mistakes, but there's a difference between practice mistakes and policy mistakes. Question 33: Can you describe some of the practical mistakes? President Assad: I would have to go back to officials on the ground, there's nothing in my mind. I would rather talk about policies. Question 34: Do you feel there have been any policy mistakes that you're responsible for? President Assad: I mentioned the major decisions. Journalist: But you said those are not mistakes. President Assad: To defend the country from terrorism? If I wanted to say that it's a mistake, then to be correct would be to support the terrorists. Journalist: I'm just wondering if there's anything you did that you wish in retrospect you had done differently. President Assad: Regarding these three main decisions, they were correct, and I am confident about this. Question 35: In terms of lower-level practical mistakes, are people being held accountable, say, for human rights abuses, for the excessive use of force, or the indiscriminate targeting of civilians, those kinds of things? President Assad: Yes. Some people were detained because they breached the law in that regard, and that happens of course in such circumstances. Journalist: In terms of their treatment of civilians or protestors, is that what you're referring to? President Assad: Yes, during the protests at the very beginning, yes. Question 36: Since the U.S. began its air campaign against the Islamic State, Syria and the U.S. have become strange kinds of partners and are effectively cooperating in that aspect of the fight. Do you see the potential for increased cooperation with the U.S.? President Assad: The potential is definitely always there, because we've been talking about or asking for international cooperation against terrorism for 30 years, but this potential needs will. The question that we have is, how much will does the United States have to really fight terrorism on the ground? So far, we haven't seen anything concrete in spite of the attacks on ISIS in northern Syria. There's nothing concrete. What we've seen so far is just, let's say, window dressing, nothing real. Since the beginning of these attacks, ISIS has gained more land in Syria and Iraq. Question 37: What about the airstrikes on Kobani? Those have been effective in slowing ISIS. President Assad: Kobani is a small city, with about 50,000 inhabitants. It's been more than three months since the beginning of the attacks, and they haven't finished. The Same areas, With the al Qaeda factions occupying them, the Syrian Army liberated in less than three weeks. It means they're not serious about fighting terrorism. Question 38: So are you saying you want a greater U.S. involvement in the war against ISIS? President Assad: It's not about greater involvement by the military, because it's not only about the military, it's about politics, it's about how much the United States wants to influence the Turks, because if the terrorists can withstand the airstrikes for this period, it means that the Turks keep sending them armaments and money. Did the United States put any pressure on Turkey to stop the support of al Qaeda? They didn't, they haven't. So, it's not only about military involvement. This is first. Second, if you want to talk about the military involvement, American officials publically acknowledge that without troops on the ground, they cannot achieve anything concrete. Which troops on the grounds are you depending on? Question 39: So are you suggesting there should be U.S. troops on the ground? President Assad: Not U.S. troops. I'm talking about the principle, the military principle, I'm not saying American troops. If you want to say I want to make war on terrorism, you have to have troops on the ground. The question you have to ask the Americans is: which troops are you going to depend on? Definitely, it has to be Syrian troops. This is our land, this is our country. We are responsible. We don't ask for American troops at all. Question 40: So, what would you like to see from the United States? You mentioned more pressure on Turkey ... President Assad: Pressure on Turkey, pressure on Saudi Arabia, pressure on Qatar to stop supporting the rebels. Second, to make legal cooperation with Syria and start by asking permission from our government to carry out such attacks. They didn't, so it's illegal. Question 41: I'm sorry, I'm not clear on that point. You want them to make legal...? President Assad: Of course, if you want to make any kind of action in another country, you ask their permission. Question 42: I see. So, a formal agreement between Washington and Damascus to allow for airstrikes? President Assad: The format we can discuss later, but you start with permission. Is it an agreement, is it a treaty? That's another issue. Question 43: And would you be willing to take steps to make cooperation easier with Washington? President Assad: With any country that is serious about fighting terrorism, we are ready to make cooperation, if they're serious. Question 44: What steps would you be prepared to make to show Washington that you're willing to cooperate? President Assad: I think they are the ones who have to show the will. We are already fighting on the ground, we don't have to show that. Question 45: The U.S. is currently training 5,000 Syrian fighters who are scheduled to enter Syria in May. Now, U.S. General John Allen has been very careful to say that these troops will not be directed at the Syrian government, but will be focused on ISIS alone. What will you do when these troops enter the country? Will you allow them to enter? Will you attack them? President Assad: Any troops that don't work in cooperation with the Syrian Army are illegal and should be fought. That's very clear. Question 46: Even if this brings you into conflict with the U.S.? President Assad: Without cooperation with Syrian troops, they are illegal, and are puppets of another country, so they are going to be fought like any other illegal militia fighting against the Syrian Army. But that brings another question, about those troops. Obama said that they are a fantasy. How did fantasy become reality? Journalist: I think with kind of training program. President Assad: But you can't make extremism moderate. Journalist: There are still some moderate members of the opposition. They are weaker and weaker all the time, but I think the U.S. government is trying very carefully to ensure that the fighters it trains are not radicals. President Assad: But the question is why is the moderate opposition - if you call them opposition, we call them rebels - why are they weaker and weaker? They are still weaker because of developments in the Syrian crisis. Bringing 5,000 from the outside will make most of them defect and join ISIS and other groups which is what happened during the last year. So that's why I said it's still illusory. It is not the 5,000 that are illusory, but the idea itself. Question 47: Part of what makes Washington so reluctant to cooperate with you more formally are the allegations of serious human rights abuses by your government. These allegations aren't just from the U.S. government, they are also from the UN Human Rights Commission, the Independent Special Investigative Commission of the UN. You are familiar with these allegations, I'm sure. They include denying access for relief groups to refugee camps, indiscriminate bombing of civilian targets, photo evidence provided by the defector code-named Cesar who made a presentation to the U.S. Congress showing terrible torture and abuse in Syrian prisons. Are you prepared to take action on these issues in order to make cooperation with the U.S. easier? President Assad: The funny thing about this administration is that it's the first one in history to build its evaluation and later decisions on social media. We call it a social media administration, which is not politics. None of these allegations you mentioned are concrete, all of them are allegations. You can bring photos from anyone and say this is torture. Who took the pictures? Who is he? Nobody knows. There is no verification of any of this evidence, so it's all allegations without evidence. Journalist: But Cesar's photos have been looked at by independent European investigators. President Assad: No, no. It's funded by Qatar, and they say it's an anonymous source. So nothing is clear or proven. The pictures are not clear which person they show. They're just pictures of a head, for example, with some skulls. Who said this is done by the government, not by the rebels? Who said this is a Syrian victim, not someone else? For example, photos published at the beginning of the crisis were from Iraq and Yemen. Second, the United States in particular and the West in general are in no position to talk about human rights. They are responsible for most of the killings in the region, especially the United States after getting into Iraq, and the UK after invading Libya, and the situation in Yemen, and what happened in Egypt in supporting the Muslim Brotherhood and terrorism in Tunisia. All these problems happened because of the United States. They were the first ones to trample international law and Security Council resolutions, not us. Journalist: That may or may not be true, but those are separate issues, and that does not absolve your government of responsibility. President Assad: No, no. The United States accused, so we have to answer that part. I'm not saying if there's any human rights breach or infringement, the government has no responsibility. That is another issue. The second part of your question is about the allegations, they're still allegations. If you want me to answer, I have to answer about something that is concrete, proved, and verified. Question 48: Are you prepared to categorically deny that there's torture and abuse of prisoners in Syria? President Assad: If there's any unbiased and fair way to verify all those allegations, of course we are ready. That would be in our interest. Question 49: What impact would a U.S.-Iran nuclear deal have on Syria? President Assad: Nothing, because the crisis here was never part of the negotiations, and Iran refused to make it such, and that is correct because there is no link between the two. Journalist: But many in the U.S. anticipate that if Iran and the U.S. strike a deal, it will make cooperation between the two countries much easier. People therefore wonder if Iran might decide to reduce its support for Syria as a favor to the U.S. government. President Assad: We have never had any positive information about such a thing, never. I cannot discuss something which I don't have any information about. Question 50: Describe whether you think the war is going well from the government's perspective. Independent analysts have suggested that your government currently controls 45 to 50 percent of the territory of Syria. President Assad: First of all, if you want to describe the arena, it's not a war between two countries, between two armies where you have an incursion and you lost some territory that you want to regain. It's not like this. We're talking about rebels that infiltrate areas inhabited by civilians. You have Syrian terrorists that support foreign terrorists to come and hide among civilians, they launch what you call guerrilla attacks. That is the shape of this war, so you cannot look at it as being about territory. Second, wherever the Syrian Army has wanted to go, it has succeeded, but the Syrian army cannot have a presence on every kilometer of Syrian territory. That's impossible. We made some advances in the past two years. But if you want to ask me "is it going well," I say that every war is bad, because you always lose, you always have destruction in a war. The main question is what have we won in this war? What we won in this war is that the Syrian people have rejected the terrorists, the Syrian people support their government more, the Syrian people support their army more. Before talking about winning territory, talk about winning the hearts and minds and the support of the Syrian people. That's what we have won. What's left is logistical, it's technical. That is a matter of time. The war is moving in a positive way, but that doesn't mean you're not losing on the national level, because you lose lives, you lose infrastructure, the war itself has very bad social effects. Question 51: Do you think you will eventually defeat the rebels militarily? President Assad: If they don't have external support, and supply and recruitment of new terrorists within Syria, there will be no problem defeating them. Even today we don't have a problem militarily. The problem is that they still have this continuous supply, mainly from Turkey. Question 52: So, Turkey seems to be the neighbor that you're most concerned about? President Assad: Exactly, logistically, and about terrorist financing from Saudi Arabia and Qatar but through Turkey. Question 53: Do you blame Erdogan personally? This is a man you once had a fairly good relationship with. President Assad: Exactly, because he belongs to the Muslim Brotherhood ideology, which is the base of al Qaeda because it was the first political Islamic organization that promoted violent political Islam in the early 20th century. He belongs strongly and is a staunch believer in these values, he's very fanatical, and that's why he still supports ISIS. He is personally responsible for what happened. Question 54: Do you see any other potential partners in the region? For example, General al-Sisi in Egypt? President Assad: I wouldn't talk about him personally, but as long as Egypt and the Egyptian army and the government are fighting the same kind of terrorists as in Iraq, of course, we can consider these countries eligible to cooperate with in fighting the same enemy. Question 55: Two final questions, if I may. Can you imagine a scenario in which Syria returns to the status quo as it was before the fighting started almost four years ago? President Assad: In what sense? Journalist: In the sense that Syria is whole again, it is not divided, it controls its borders, it starts to rebuild, and it is at peace and a predominantly secular country. President Assad: If you look at a military map now, the Syrian Army exists in every corner. Not every place; by every corner I mean north, south, east, west, and between. If you didn't believe in a unified Syria, that Syria can go back to its previous position, you wouldn't send the army there, as a government. If you don't believe in this as a people, you would have seen people in Syria isolated in different ghettos, people isolated in different ghettos based on ethnic and sectarian or religious identity. As long as this is not the situation, the people live with each other, the army is everywhere, the army is made up of every color of Syrian society, or the Syrian fabric. This means that we all believe Syria should go back to the way it was. We don't have any other option, because if it doesn't go back to its previous position, that will affect every surrounding country. It's one fabric, it's a domino effect that will have influence from the Atlantic to the Pacific. Question 56: If you were able to deliver a message to President Obama today, what would it be? President Assad: I think the normal thing that you ask any official in the world is to work for the interests of his people. And the question I would ask any American is: what do you get from supporting terrorists in our country, in our region? What did you get from supporting the Muslim Brotherhood a few years ago in Egypt and other countries? What did you get from supporting someone like Erdogan? One of the officials from your country asked me seven years ago in Syria at the end of a meeting: how do you think we can solve the problem in Afghanistan? I told him, you have to be able to deal with officials who are not puppets, who can tell you "no." So, for the United States only looking for puppet officials and client states is not how you can serve the interests of your country. You are the greatest power in the world now, you have many things to disseminate around the world: knowledge, innovation, IT with its positive repercussions. How can you be the best in these fields yet the worst in the political field? This is a contradiction. That is what I think the American people should analyze and question. Why do you fail in every war? You can create war, you can create problems, but you cannot solve any problem. Twenty years of the peace process in Palestine and Israel and you cannot do anything with this in spite of the fact that you are a great country. Question 57: But in the context of Syria, what would a better policy look like? President Assad: One that preserves stability in the Middle East. Syria is the heart of the Middle East. Everybody knows that. If the Middle East is sick, the whole world will be unstable. In 1991, when we started the peace process, we had a lot of hope. Now, after over 20 years, things are not at square one; they're much below that square. So the policy should be to help peace in the region, to fight terrorism, to promote secularism, to support this area economically, to help upgrade the mind and society like you did in your country. That is the supposed mission of the United States, not to launch wars. Launching war doesn't make you a great power.



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