Sunday, April 19, 2015

Im testing out new video edditing softwear and always wanted to use dash cam footage however nothing ever happens in front of my car (not that i would welcome it either) but yesterday we were coming into our street and was met with a rather large caravan blolcking the road h. that wasnt the fail the fail happens after! so no head falling off or getting blown up sorry. also my dash cam date is a month out (its laid back)



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Fail.... near the end!

By: jironde on: 8:53 PM
The Taurus pistol model 24/7 it's the standard of all police departments in Brazil. This incredible video shows a very dangerous malfunction in the gun, what make it fire with no pull in the trigger, even if it locked. Whats the point of having a safety if it shoots this easily while loaded?



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Taurus have a faulty safety, can be fired just by shaking it!

By: jironde on: 7:53 PM
It has been said that it is better to try and fail than to live with the doubt of what might have been. But obviously, some things should not be tried when one can pretty much anticipate the outcome. For example, it would be foolish, if not the height of folly, to jump into a pool without first checking it for water. I think the young man in the video was over confident...



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I believe I can fly!

By: jironde on: 4:09 PM
***Warning: Do Not Read If You Can't Take a Joke*** Are you tired of getting upset over the ignorant, racist rhetoric of the Tea Party radicals? Of course, the best thing to do is to ignore them, but that's no fun! Why not embrace the American way and get even? Following are ten fail-safe tips on how to piss off the misspelled sign-toting, politician-interrupting, teabagging crazies and certain Rand Paul acolytes, whose battle cry is, "The louder you are, the gooder you are!" (Note: These tips do not apply to the normal three-percent of the Tea Party members, whose goal is to bring our government's spending under control. The tips only work with the nut jobs.) First, in regards to their insane "birther" claims, get their attention and hit them where it hurts. Require that every customer produce a birth certificate before eating at Cracker Barrel. Play with their emotions. Remind them that their President is a black man with a scary name. Then, watch the relief on their faces when you add, "Hey, at least he's not a woman." Raise their blood pressure to a dangerous level by crashing a Tea Party rally, grabbing a bullhorn and yelling "Jesus was a socialist!" Then run like hell before they catch you. Actually, with this group, you can do a quick walk and still get away. Create off-the-wall programs like "Guns for Cinnabons" where they can trade in their firearms for warm, gooey pastries. It'll be like "Sophie's Choice" -- but with frosting. Sarah Palin loves the teabaggers, and the teabaggers love Sarah. Recruit the former governor and place her in charge of building a Tea Party monument, only to have her quit halfway through. Ask them if they can tell you where to find a copy of the Constitution en Espa~nol. Their eyes will roll back in their cabezas. Replace all photos of Rand Paul with RuPaul -- you know, someone less cartoonish. Get them wasted by starting a Crazy Teabagger Drinking Game. Rules: Drink one shot every time a Tea Party sign is misspelled or upside-down; down two shots when you see arm flap; and kill the bottle if someone quotes the New Testament with a mouthful of Skoal Wintergreen. Like the old Folgers coffee commercial, secretly replace Tea Party speeches by former Minnesota representative Michele Bachmann with recordings of fingernails on a chalkboard during a farting contest and see if they can tell the difference. If you find yourself in an adjacent bathroom stall, announce loudly, "Please rise for our National Anthem." Follow up by humming the "Star-Spangled Banner." It's messy, but highly entertaining. And it's a great way to show the crazies that payback's a bitch. -Beth Armogida, Comedy TV writer



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How to piss off crazy teabaggers

By: jironde on: 1:23 PM




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S-300 missile fail

By: jironde on: 9:08 AM
>> The popular narrative surrounding the conflict between the West and Iran has always been one of a dangerous rogue state bent on obtaining nuclear weapons before triggering a nuclear-fueled Armageddon aimed at Israel. Underneath this elementary propaganda, lies a more complex truth underpinning a proxy conflict between East and West. Just as had been the case during World War I and II, the strategic position, resources, and population of Iran constitute a necessary prerequisite to first overcome before containing and eventually overrunning the political order in Moscow. This time around, in addition to Moscow, the Western axis also seeks to eventually encircle and overrun Beijing as well. Unlike during the World Wars, vast wars of attrition and mechanized invasions are not a possibility today. Instead, a concerted campaign of proxy wars, covert political subversion, sanctions, and other non-military instruments of power are being employed in what is for all intents and purposes a global conflict. Increasingly defining the fronts of this conflict, in addition to political and economic alliances, is the presence of "missile walls," or national missile defense programs being erected by both East and West. Where these missile walls end, is generally where the West's overt military aggression begins. In Libya, Syria, Iraq, and Yemen, where such missiles systems are absent, the West has or is bombing these nations with absolute impunity. The United Nations, in theory, should have prevented armed aggression against Libya, Syria, Iraq, and Yemen, but has categorically failed to do so. In nations possessing formidable missile defenses, direct Western aggression has become more or less unthinkable, leaving less efficient proxy wars and political subversion to do the job. The presence of missile defense systems capable of checking Western military aggression may be what is needed to establish both a balance of power globally, and the global stability the UN has promised but has so far failed to deliver. Iran, the Last Watchtower In places like Iran where proxy wars cannot easily be waged, and foreign-backed political subversion has been checked, the West has for years planned military options to achieve regime change in Tehran. Encapsulated in the Brookings Institution's "Which Path to Persia?" report , these options include the use of diplomatic negotiations, particularly in regards to Iran's civil nuclear program, as a means to justify military strikes on Iran's nuclear research facilities. The strikes will surely not lead to regime change in and of themselves, but Western policymakers hope the attacks will provoke an Iranian retaliation the West could then use to expand military operations to include regime change. Written in 2009, "Which Path to Persia?" includes multiple scenarios that have now demonstrably been tried, and have failed. Remaining is the use of positive nuclear talks initiated by the United States in what is meant to appear as an act of good faith toward Iran. Israel is tasked with unilaterally attacking Iran's nuclear facilities, claiming America's "betrayal" left them with no other choice . Again, in hopes that Iran retaliates, or in the wake of a false flag attack meant to appear as an Iranian retaliation, the US would step in to assist Israel. In other words, the nuclear deal is a canard, with the West not only having no intention of honoring it, but planning to use them as justification first for an attack on their nuclear facilities, followed by a joint coalition aimed at removing the Iranian government by force. What "Which Path to Persia?" may not have counted on, was, however, Russia's growing influence in the ongoing conflict and its ability to exploit the window of opportunity opened briefly by the West's disingenuous "good will" it has shown Tehran with its alleged "rapprochement." The West claiming that it is satisfied with Iran's terms and commitment to the nuclear deal, has pushed it forward for formal signing in upcoming months. Predictably, while this satisfaction should in theory lead to the lifting of sanctions, the West has made no gesture of good will to do so yet. Russia for its part has begun lifting sanctions. This includes an oil-for-goods deal it has established with Iran, as well as delivery of several S300 anti-air missile systems. The missiles in particular, left undelivered for 5 years, may significantly complicate any attempts by the West to betray Iran in the signing and honoring of the current nuclear deal. With the procurement and effective deployment of S300 missile systems, Iran will find itself behind a "missile wall" that will drastically raise the stakes for an already potentially risky act of military aggression against Tehran by either Israel, the US, or both - or Saudi Arabia who has recently begun unilaterally bombing its neighbor Yemen. The Hand-Wringing Begins In the wake of Russia's decision to deliver the S300 systems, German Chancellor Angela Merkel pleaded that the sanctions be lifted "as cohesively as possible." In other words, at the same time, and only when the West says so. One must wonder, if the West was truly committed to rapprochement with Iran, then why hasn't it, as an act of good faith, lifted at least some sanctions to relieve the socioeconomic punishment it has been inflicting on the Iranian people for years? One must also wonder why the West has reacted negatively to Russia's own lifting of sanctions, as well as the delivery of a purely defensive weapon system. The West, one might suspect, would only berate Russia for delivering a defensive system to Iran, if the West planned treachery all along. Just as the US did with Iraq, Syria, and Libya, with various phases of rapprochement with each respective nation achieved before the US either annihilated them or attempted to do so, these is every reason to believe it will likewise betray Iran. The negative response by the West regarding the delivery of the S300 missile systems also rings particularly hypocritical, since the West is well on its way to erecting its own "missile wall" around both Russia and China. Assurances by the West that neither Russia nor China have anything to fear by these purely "defensive" missile systems is now being reciprocated by Moscow in regards to Iran's now augmented missile defense capabilities. How Strong is the Wall? The S300 is, according to various sources including the US-based International Assessment and Strategy Center (IASC), one of the most formidable missile defense systems being fielded. According to one IASC report titled, "Almaz S-300 - China's "Offensive" Air Defense," it states: The S-300 SAM systems remain one of the most lethal, if not the most lethal, all altitude area defence SAM systems in service, with a range of more capable derivatives entering service in Russia, or in development. The report points out that the missile systems not only defend a nation's airspace, but could deny neighboring air forces the ability to defend their own airspace. This might explain why NATO, led by the US, has been erecting missile networks around Russia and China for years. However, there are no known instances of an S300 being fired in actual combat. The deterrence the S300 poses is only as good as the forces employing the system and the actual capabilities of the missiles themselves. It is known that NATO has already conducted exercises in Europe focusing specifically on circumventing Russian-made air defense systems. One such exercise conducted in 2005 called "Trial Hammer" involved what is called 'Suppression of Enemy Air Defense' (SEAD). Such exercises may already be working on ways to circumvent or neutralize systems like the S300. However, the risk is, should Israel or the US launch an attack on Iran once the S300s are in place and significant numbers of aircraft are lost, not only will the operation fail and an expensive and humiliating blow be dealt to the forces involved, but the veil of invincibility of Western military might, especially its airpower, will be lost forever triggering a cascade of rebellion across the "international order" the West has created primarily under the threat of military force. Additionally, should Iran down a significant number of aircraft involved in any unilateral act of military aggression against its territory, it will have fulfilled a proportional "retaliation," negating the need to respond further, and making a false flag attempted in Iran's name appear all the more obvious. The West would have a failed operationally, strategically, and geopolitically. Because of this, perhaps, regardless of the true capabilities of the S300, the risk will be too great to attempt this last gamble left to Western policymakers attempting to stop Iran's establishment as a permanent regional power, for all intents and purposes immune to Western military aggression. As suggested by other analysts , this may not remove altogether the threat of US designs against Russia via Iran. If forced to accept normal relations with Iran, and by actually removing sanctions, Iranian hydrocarbons would begin flooding the market and dropping prices Russia has long benefited from and depended on. Whether that option appeals to Western policymakers more than potentially dashing a half century of perceived military invincibility against Iran's missile defense systems remains to be seen. Tony Cartalucci, Bangkok-based geopolitical researcher and writer, especially for the online magazine "New Eastern Outlook" .



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Russia's Missile Wall in Iran

By: jironde on: 1:53 AM
"Big superpowers which pretend to be exceptional and consider themselves the only center of power in the world do not need allies, they need vassals. I'm talking about the United States. Russia cannot exist in such a system of relations" - Vladimir Putin Much commentary about Russia is hyperbolic and infused with emotive exaggeration. By contrast, Vladimir Putin's 13th annual Q&A was an extremely calm and assured affair. So that's a baker's dozen for Putin: Thirteen years of a unique question and answer marathon which has no comparison that I know of in the rest of the world. Whatever your opinion of the Russian president, you have to admire both his stamina and his grasp of his brief. While many Western leaders can barely issue a compete sentence without a teleprompter, Putin is able to wax lyrical for just shy of 4 hours on topics as diverse as milk prices and fleeing a burning banya with a former German Chancellor. One questioner even solicited relationship advice. On the subject of dairy, I don't think anyone believes that the president pops down to Olga's product store on a regular basis to check grocery costs. However, his mastery of milk industry intricacies did reveal something - Putin isn't a bluffer and he forensically studies consumer data supplied to him. It is part of his populist style of governance and it also partially explains why he's managed to maintain overwhelming support for so long. Sections of the Western media will come up with a million reasons to explain Putin's high poll ratings - most of them nefarious - but few will concede that perhaps he's just good at his job? The new superpower ageAside from milk and some - pertinent and legitimate - questions on the rising cost of living in Russia, the other major takeaway from the Q&A was Putin reiterating his stance on what he perceives to be renewed US imperialism. "Big superpowers which pretend to be exceptional and consider themselves the only center of power in the world do not need allies, they need vassals," he said. "I'm talking about the United States. Russia cannot exist in such a system of relations." Back in December, the President mused : "Sometimes you don't even know to whom it is better to talk: The governments of certain countries or directly with their American patrons." Senior Russian officials have consistently expressed the view that a whole host of leading Western nations don't have an independent foreign policy but instead simply follow diktats from Washington. The mass boycott by European states of next month's Moscow celebrations of the 70th anniversary of the Soviet victory in World War II probably serves to solidify this opinion in the Kremlin. Reading between the lines, Putin appears to be expressing his disappointment with some European countries he once assiduously promoted friendships with. It's an open secret around Moscow that one of the central motivations for Russia's sudden tilt eastwards to China's warm embrace is a realization that a rapprochement with Europe is currently impossible. To Dublin or Hong Kong? For years, Kremlin officials often quoted the Belgian politician Jean-Francois Thiriart, who dreamed of a united Europe "from Dublin to Vladivostok." Now, a concordant Asia from Hong Kong to Kaliningrad seems more likely. In the 1960's, Thiriart's Jeune Europe movement had advocated a Europe, "neither Moscow nor Washington," as a third superpower in the darkest days of the Cold War. Forty years later, it was widely believed that many in Russia and Germany - including Putin and Gerhard Schroeder - hoped for an adapted version of Thiriart's vision. A detente between Moscow and Berlin to counterbalance the USA and the emerging Chinese superpower. This dream has been on life support for years and it's fair to say that the Ukraine crisis finally killed it. From Putin's Q&A comments, it's pretty clear that the President considers EU Europe a prisoner of American policy. He elaborated by comparing the US system to that of Stalin and Khrushchev's post-war Soviet Union. "After World War II we tried to impose on many Eastern European nations our model of development and we did it through force. We must acknowledge that," he admitted. "There's nothing good in it, it still affects us today...the Americans are doing something like that now, trying to impose their model on virtually the entire world. They will fail too." Keep Germany down and Russia out This all suggests that Putin is happy to play the long game and line up a putative Russian / Chinese alliance against the US and EU master/slave relationship. Nevertheless, my bet is that Russian policy makers will continue to a hope for European policy shift. The EU is unstable, if it were to split there's a strong chance that Germany could try to salvage a "core Europe" gathered its powerful economy. A sizable and influential wing in Berin would press that "rump EU" to be independent from Washington. Plenty in both Germany and Russia are mindful of Pug Ismay's famous thoughts on keeping Germany down and Russians out. Furthemore a lot of them resent it Conversely, Russia's pivot to Asia does not enjoy universal support inside the country. Large swathes of both the elite and general populace distrust China and the vast majority of Russians self-identify as Europeans. Also, there's little doubt that (at least) Germany, Japan, Italy and France would prefer Russia to eventually return to the G8 and place a foot back into the Western tent. For that to happen, either US policy towards Russia would have to tilt 180 degrees or Europe would need to stand up to Washington. Both scenarios are extremely unlikely. In actual fact, I'd venture that Russophobia in America will hit fresh heights during the 2016 Presidential campaign. As Winnipeg's finest rockers, Bachman-Turner Overdrive, sang: 'You ain't seen nothing yet'!



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Putin Makes It Clear That Moscow Will Continue to Stand up to America

By: jironde on: 12:56 AM

 

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