Monday, June 30, 2014

I am with Comrade Stalin when it comes to dealing with the Indians: the bastards cannot be trusted. Precisely for this reason I am vehemently opposed to the inclusion of India in the Shanghai Cooperation Organisation. The Chinese are our friends, even our brothers, and the same could never be said of the deceitful Indian. You liveleakers should count yourselves fortunate that you have someone of Comrade Alois Philby's immense learning to educate you on the intricacies of geopolitics. Without me you are nothing; you should look upon me as your dutiful father. And why are you nothing in comparison with yours truly? Behold my noble lineage: we fought during the great wars, we were enlisted by the secret service, and we murdered those who have no right to live.Be that as it may, let us talk now about our subject matter: India. And we shall speak of things of which have never before heard. One of the most common myths about India is that they have four castes: the Brahmins, the Kshatriyas, the Vaishas, and the Shudras. Wrong! This is purely a North Indian phenomenon. In South India and Bengal they have two castes only: the priests and the rest, or the clergy and the laity, as in the rest of the world. Furthermore, in Bengal a rather intriguing caste has come into being: the Kayashtas. These people were not Brahmins and it is my hypothesis that they were derived from all castes, viz., we are are dealing with a caste based on meritocracy. The Kayashtas served as scribes amongst the royal families and they were chosen on the basis of their intellectual merits. India's most famous Kayashta was Subhas Chandra Bose. If this illustrious Kayashta had survived the Second World War, India would have been in a much better state today, and there would be no Pakistan. I am tired of you ignorant fools already; let is therefore turn this session into a catechism instead: you ask and Mr Philby answers: (i) Does colour of your skin matter in India? ANSWER: Yes, very much so. There are three modalities to the colour lines in India: (i) Based on caste, (ii) based on religion, and (iii) based on region. (i) The two upper castes of Hindus, Brahmins and Kshatriyas, tend to have lighter skin than the rest. (ii) The Muslims typically have lighter skin than the Hindus, and likewise, (iii) the North Indians have lighter skin than the South Indians. (ii) Who is worse: North Indian or South Indian? ANSWER: Although the South Indian is not of an Indo-European stock, there are two things that I can assure you of: the South Indian cuisine is much better than that of North India and the South Indian is far less likely to slit your throat. My view has always been that you should never trust the North Indian, regardless of his religion. The South Indian has his aboriginal consciousness well intact, and this may well account for his honesty. (iii) How does the caste system make a difference? ANSWER: As I have already pointed out, the caste system has been in force in India for more than 3000 years and it cuts through the religious distinctions. This is to say that caste is more powerful than religion. I have interacted with many Indian Christians, and their caste affiliations always shone through. The low caste Indians have been treated like animals for than 3000 years, with the consequence that they have indeed become animals. The Indian Christians are odious creatures and I have personally punched the faces of two of these bastards. The low caste Pakistanis are no better, and the same applies to the Indian Banias. (iv) Do Hindus hate Muslims? ANSWER: Absolutely not! The upper caste Hindus such as Nehru and Bose were always abhorred by communal hooliganism. The Hindus at the forefront of anti-Muslim rioting were typically the shop-keepers; they wanted to get rid of the Muslims so as to limit the competition. If you carry out a social analysis of the communal riots, two factors cannot fail to escape your attention: (i) Shop-keepers dominate rioting and (ii) they resort to religious oratory. (v) Do Muslims hate Hindus? ANSWER: Absolutely not! The founder of Pakistan, Mohammad Ali Jinnah, was a champion of Hindu-Muslim unity. He hated being reminded of his Muslim background, and the one responsible for making Jinnah's Muslim background a political factor was Gandhi. Jinnah always admonished Gandhi for mixing religion with politics, and it is my view that Gandhi is the man responsible f"ur Jinnah's tilt towards Islam. Gandhi communalised Indian politics, and Jinnah was left with no choice but to play the same dirty game. (vi) Why do Indians have such a poor reputation? ANSWER: This has to do with immigration. Most of the prominent Indians in the West belong to the Bania (trader) caste (or lower). This trader caste is well known to be devoid of scruples. People to whom money is all, honour is nothing. (vii) Why do Pakistanis have such a poor reputation? ANSWER: This has to do with immigration. Most of the prominent Pakistanis in the West belong to the trader caste (or lower). This trader caste is well known to be devoid of scruples. People to whom money is all, honour is nothing. (viii) Was partition good for India? ANSWER: No, it was disaster. (ix) Was partition was good for Pakistan? ANSWER: No, it was disaster. With a united India, there would have been at least 500 million Muslims in India of today. The Arab world would be in your pocket and the world as such would not be able to lift a finger without your nod. (x) Are Indians and Pakistanis bastards? ANSWER: Yes. (xi) Do you hate Indians and Pakistanis? ANSWER: Yes and no. But I am too drunk to elaborate. Fck you all; whereever you are from. All I can say is this: the Indians and the Pakistanis deserve better. (xii) Is peace in the world possible? ANSWER: Yes! Everyone should drink Siberian vodka and keep his mouth shut. Read more at http://ift.tt/1z0oaMr



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Understanding India-Pakistan with Mr Philby

By: jironde on: 6:56 AM
No more ISIS or ISIL, just Islamic State c liphate. The first caliph is Al Khalifah Al Shaykh Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi Al Qureshi Al Husseni Al Baghdadi. LOL Meanwhile netanjahu pledges military help for Jordan if IS attacks them, same for the kurds if they make their own country. Peshmerga loots iraqi military bases near Kirkuk,their leader says they won't give back the oil rich Kirkuk to Iraq. ISIS spokesman al-'Adnani announces the restoration of the Caliphate after about a century The main question right now is how Ayman a-Zawahiri, Usama bin Ladin's successor as leader of al-Qaeda, and Jabhat an-Nusra will react on this. The coming few days and weeks promise to become highly interesting ... 34 mins of blabla. They made a fcking state, wet dreams of Osama Translation: This Is the Promise of Allah Praise be to Allah, the Mighty and Strong. And may peace and blessings be upon the one sent with the sword as a mercy to all creation. As for what follows: Allah (the Exalted) said: {Allah has promised those who have believed among you and done righteous deeds that He will surely grant them succession upon the earth just as He granted it to those before them and that He will surely establish for them their religion which He has preferred for them and that He will surely substitute for them, after their fear, security, they worship Me, not associating anything with Me. But whoever disbelieves after that - then those are the defiantly disobedient} . Succession, establishment, and safety - a promise from Allah reserved for the Muslims, but with a condition. {They worship me and do not associate anything with me} . Having faith in Allah, keeping far from the gateways to shirk (polytheism) and its various shades, along with submitting to Allah's command in everything big and small, and giving Him the level of obedience that makes your lusts, inclinations, and desires to be in compliance with what the Prophet (peace be upon him) came with - only after this condition is met will the promise be fulfilled. For by fulfilling this condition comes the ability to build, reform, remove oppression, spread justice, and bring about safety and tranquility. Only by meeting this condition, will there be the succession, which Allah informed the angels about. Without this condition being met, authority becomes nothing more than kingship, dominance and rule, accompanied with destruction, corruption, oppression, subjugation, fear, and the decadence of the human being and his descent to the level of animals. That is the reality of succession, which Allah created us for. It is not simply kingship, subjugation, dominance, and rule. Rather, succession is to utilize all that for the purpose of compelling the people to do what the Sharia (Allah's law) requires of them concerning their interests in the hereafter and worldly life, which can only be achieved by carrying out the command of Allah, establishing His religion, and referring to His law for judgment. This succession, along with the aforementioned reality, is the purpose for which Allah sent His messengers and revealed His scriptures, and for which the swords of jihad were unsheathed. Indeed, Allah (the Exalted) honored the ummah (nation) of Muhammad and blessed them. He made them the best ummah of all peoples. {You are the best nation produced for mankind. You enjoin what is right and forbid what is wrong and believe in Allah} . And He promised to grant the ummah succession to authority. {Allah has promised those who have believed among you and done righteous deeds that He will surely grant them succession upon the earth just as He granted it to those before them} . He also made leadership of the world and mastership of the earth for the ummah, as long as it fulfilled the condition: {They worship me and do not associate anything with me} . Allah (the Exalted) also gave honor to the ummah. {And to Allah belongs honor, and to His Messenger, and to the believers, but the hypocrites do not know} . Yes, honor is for this ummah. It is from the honor of Allah (the Exalted) - honor that mixes with the faith residing in the believer's heart. Thus, if faith becomes firm in the heart, honor becomes firm along with it. It is honor that does not hunch, soften, or become disgraced regardless of how great the anguish and tribulation become. It is honor befitting the best ummah - the ummah of Muhammad (peace be upon him) - an ummah that does not accept submission to anyone or anything other than Allah. It does not accept transgression nor oppression. {And those who, when tyranny strikes them, they defend themselves} . This is an honorable and noble ummah, which does not sleep and ignore grievance. It does not accept degradation. {So do not weaken and do not grieve, and you will be superior if you are believers} . It is a mighty and powerful ummah. How can it not be such, when Allah supports it and grants it victory? {That is because Allah is the protector of those who have believed and because the disbelievers have no protector} . This is the ummah of Muhammad (peace be upon him) which, whenever it is truthful with Allah, He brings about His promise for them. Allah (the Exalted) sent His Prophet (peace be upon him), while the Arabs were in the depths of ignorance and blinding darkness. They were the most naked, the hungriest, and the most backwards of peoples, sinking in depths of lowness. No one cared about them or gave them any regard. They submitted in humiliation to Khosrau and Caesar, yielding to the conqueror. Allah (the Exalted) said, {Although they were before in clear error} . Allah (the Exalted) also said, {And remember when you were few and oppressed in the land, fearing that people might abduct you} . Qatadah (may Allah have mercy upon him) said in explanation of this verse, "These clans of Arabs were the most disgraced, the hungriest, the most ignorant, and the most naked. They were people who were eaten but did not eat. Whoever lived from them lived miserably. And whoever died from them fell into hellfire." His words end here, may Allah have mercy upon him. A group of the Sahabah (companions of the Prophet - peace be upon him) entered upon Khosrau Yazdajard on the day of the battle of al-Qadisiyyah to call him to Islam. He said to them, "I don't know any nation on the earth that was more miserable, fewer in number, and more divided than you. We would entrust the people of the villages in the outskirts to hold you back. Persia did not wage war against you, nor did you ever hope to stand and face it." So they were silenced. Then al-Mughirah Ibn Shu'bah (may Allah be pleased with him) responded to him, saying, "As for what you've mentioned of our poor condition, then there was no condition poorer than ours. As for our hunger, then it was unlike any hunger. We used to eat scarabs, beetles, scorpions, and snakes. We considered such as food. As for our homes, then they were nothing but the surface of the earth. We did not use to wear anything except what we made from the fur of our camels and sheep. Our religion was to kill each other and oppress each other. One of us would bury his daughter alive, hating the thought that she would eat from his food." This was the condition of the Arabs before Islam. They were in dispute and broken up; they were dispersed and had infighting, striking each other's necks, suffering hunger, lack of unity, and capture. Then, when Allah blessed them with Islam and they believed, Allah unified them, united their ranks, honored them after their humiliation, enriched them after their poverty, and brought their hearts together, all through Islam. Thus, by the grace of Allah, they became brothers. Allah (the Exalted) said, {And He brought together their hearts. If you had spent all that is in the earth, you could not have brought their hearts together; but Allah brought them together} . So the animosity and hatred they had for each other vanished from their hearts. They were united by faith, and piety became their measuring scale. They did not differentiate between an Arab and a non-Arab, nor between an easterner and a westerner, nor between a white person and a black person, nor between a poor person and a rich person. They abandoned nationalism and the calls of jahiliyyah (pre-Islamic ignorance), raised the flag of la ilaha ill Allah (there is no god but Allah) and carried out jihad in the path of Allah with truthfulness and sincerity. So Allah raised them through this religion and honored them by having them carry its message. He bestowed His grace on them, and made them the kings and masters of the world. Our dear ummah - the best of peoples - Allah (the Exalted) decrees numerous victories for this ummah to occur in a single year, which He does not grant others in many years or even centuries. This ummah succeeded in ending two of the largest empires known to history in just 25 years, and then spent the treasures of those empires on jihad in the path of Allah. They put out the fire of the Magians (fireworshippers) forever, and they forced the noses of the cross-worshippers onto the ground with the most miserable of weapons and weakest of numbers. Ibn Abi Shaybah reported in "al-Musannaf" that Husayn reported that Abu Wa'il said that when Sa'd Ibn Abi Waqqas had arrived and rested at al-Qadisiyyah with the people, he said, "I'm not sure if we were more than 7 or 8 thousand or so. The mushrikin (polytheists) were about 60 thousand or so. They had elephants with them. When they arrived, they said to us, 'Go back , because we don't see with you any numbers, strength, or arms. So go back.' We answered them saying, 'We will not go back.' Then they started mocking our arrows saying, 'Duk, duk,' comparing our arrows to spindles." Yes, my ummah, those barefoot, naked, shepherds who did not know good from evil, nor truth from falsehood, filled the earth with justice after it had been filled with oppression and tyranny, and ruled the world for centuries. This was neither through any means of strength that they possessed or numbers that they commanded, nor through their wisdom but rather, through their faith in Allah (the Exalted) and their adherence to the guidance of His Messenger (peace be upon him). O ummah of Muhammad (peace be upon him), you continue to be the best ummah and continue to have honor. Leadership will return to you. The God of this ummah yesterday is the same God of the ummah today, and the One who gave it victory yesterday is the One who will give it victory today. The time has come for those generations that were drowning in oceans of disgrace, being nursed on the milk of humiliation, and being ruled by the vilest of all people, after their long slumber in the darkness of neglect - the time has come for them to rise. The time has come for the ummah of Muhammad (peace be upon him) to wake up from its sleep, remove the garments of dishonor, and shake off the dust of humiliation and disgrace, for the era of lamenting and moaning has gone, and the dawn of honor has emerged anew. The sun of jihad has risen. The glad tidings of good are shining. Triumph looms on the horizon. The signs of victory have appeared. Here the flag of the Islamic State, the flag of tawhid (monotheism), rises and flutters. Its shade covers land from Aleppo to Diyala. Beneath it, the walls of the tawaghit (rulers claiming the rights of Allah) have been demolished, their flags have fallen, and their borders have been destroyed. Their soldiers are either killed, imprisoned, or defeated. The Muslims are honored. The kuffar (infidels) are disgraced. Ahlus- Sunnah (the Sunnis) are masters and are esteemed. The people of bid'ah (heresy) are humiliated. The hudud (Sharia penalties) are implemented - the hudud of Allah - all of them. The frontlines are defended. Crosses and graves are demolished. Prisoners are released by the edge of the sword. The people in the lands of the State move about for their livelihood and journeys, feeling safe regarding their lives and wealth. Wulat (plural of wali or "governors") and judges have been appointed. Jizyah (a tax imposed on kuffar) has been enforced. Fay' (money taken from the kuffar without battle) and zakat (obligatory alms) have been collected. Courts have been established to resolve disputes and complaints. Evil has been removed. Lessons and classes have been held in the masajid (plural of masjid) and, by the grace of Allah, the religion has become completely for Allah. There only remained one matter, a wajib kifa'i (collective obligation) that the ummah sins by abandoning. It is a forgotten obligation. The ummah has not tasted honor since they lost it. It is a dream that lives in the depths of every Muslim believer. It is a hope that flutters in the heart of every mujahid muwahhid (monotheist). It is the khilafah (caliphate). It is the khilafah - the abandoned obligation of the era. Allah (the Exalted) said, {And mention when your Lord said to the angels, "Indeed, I will make upon the earth a khalifah"} . Imam al-Qurtubi said in his tafsir (Quranic exegesis), "This verse is a fundamental basis for the appointment of a leader and khalifah (caliph) who is listened to and obeyed so that the ummah is united by him and his orders are carried out. There is no dispute over this matter between the ummah nor between the scholars, except for what has been reported from al-Asamm , for his deafness prevented him from hearing the Sharia." That ends his words, may Allah have mercy upon him. Therefore, the shura (consultation) council of the Islamic State studied this matter after the Islamic State - by Allah's grace - gained the essentials necessary for khilafah, which the Muslims are sinful for if they do not try to establish. In light of the fact that the Islamic State has no shar'i (legal) constraint or excuse that can justify delaying or neglecting the establishment of the khilafah such that it would not be sinful, the Islamic State - represented by ahlul-halli-wal-'aqd (its people of authority), consisting of its senior figures, leaders, and the shura council - resolved to announce the establishment of the Islamic khilafah, the appointment of a khalifah for the Muslims, and the pledge of allegiance to the shaykh (sheikh), the mujahid, the scholar who practices what he preaches, the worshipper, the leader, the warrior, the reviver, descendent from the family of the Prophet, the slave of Allah, Ibrahim Ibn 'Awwad Ibn Ibrahim Ibn 'Ali Ibn Muhammad al-Badri al-Hashimi al-Husayni al-Qurashi by lineage, as-Samurra'i by birth and upbringing, al-Baghdadi by residence and scholarship. And he has accepted the bay'ah (pledge of allegiance). Thus, he is the imam and khalifah for the Muslims everywhere. Accordingly, the "Iraq and Sham" in the name of the Islamic State is henceforth removed from all official deliberations and communications, and the official name is the Islamic State from the date of this declaration. We clarify to the Muslims that with this declaration of khilafah, it is incumbent upon all Muslims to pledge allegiance to the khalifah Ibrahim and support him (may Allah preserve him). The legality of all emirates, groups, states, and organizations, becomes null by the expansion of the khilafah's authority and arrival of its troops to their areas. Imam Ahmad (may Allah have mercy upon him) said, as reported by 'Abdus Ibn Malik al-'Attar, "It is not permissible for anyone who believes in Allah to sleep without considering as his leader whoever conquers them by the sword until he becomes khalifah and is called Amirul-Mu'minin (the leader of the believers), whether this leader is righteous or sinful." The khalifah Ibrahim (may Allah preserve him) has fulfilled all the conditions for khilafah mentioned by the scholars. He was given bay'ah in Iraq by the people of authority in the Islamic State as the successor to Abu 'Umar al-Baghdadi (may Allah have mercy upon him). His authority has expanded over wide areas in Iraq and Sham. The land now submits to his order and authority from Aleppo to Diyala. So fear Allah, O slaves of Allah. Listen to your khalifah and obey him. Support your state, which grows everyday - by Allah's grace - with honor and loftiness, while its enemy increases in retreat and defeat. So rush O Muslims and gather around your khalifah, so that you may return as you once were for ages, kings of the earth and knights of war. Come so that you may be honored and esteemed, living as masters with dignity. Know that we fight over a religion that Allah promised to support. We fight for an ummah to which Allah has given honor, esteem, and leadership, promising it with empowerment and strength on the earth. Come O Muslims to your honor, to your victory. By Allah, if you disbelieve in democracy, secularism, nationalism, as well as all the other garbage and ideas from the west, and rush to your religion and creed, then by Allah, you will own the earth, and the east and west will submit to you. This is the promise of Allah to you. This is the promise of Allah to you. {So do not weaken and do not grieve, and you will be superior if you are believers} . This is the promise of Allah to you. {If Allah should aid you, no one can overcome you} . This is the promise of Allah to you. {So do not weaken and call for peace while you are superior; and Allah is with you and will never deprive you of your deeds} . This is the promise of Allah to you. {Allah has promised those who have believed among you and done righteous deeds that He will surely grant them succession upon the earth just as He granted it to those before them and that He will surely establish for them their religion which He has preferred for them} . So come to the promise of your Lord. {Indeed, Allah does not fail in His promise} And a message to all the platoons and groups on the face of the earth, consisting of mujahidin and people working to support the religion of Allah and raising the Islamic banners - a message to the heads and leaders of these groups - we say: Fear Allah with regards to yourselves. Fear Allah with regards to your jihad. Fear Allah with regards to your ummah. {O you who have believed, fear Allah as He should be feared and do not die except as Muslims, and hold firmly to the rope of Allah all together and do not become divided.} . We - by Allah - do not find any shar'i (legal) excuse for you justifying your holding back from supporting this state. Take a stance on account of which Allah (the Exalted) will be pleased with you. The veil has been lifted and the truth has become clear. Indeed, it is the State. It is the state for the Muslims - the oppressed of them, the orphans, the widows, and the impoverished. If you support it, then you do so for your own good. Indeed, it is the State. Indeed, it is the khilafah. It is time for you to end this abhorrent partisanship, dispersion, and division, for this condition is not from the religion of Allah at all. And if you forsake the State or wage war against it, you will not harm it. You will only harm yourselves. It is the State - the state for the Muslims. Sufficient for you should be what al-Bukhari (may Allah have mercy upon him) reported from Mu'awiyah (may Allah be pleased with him). He said that he heard Allah's Messenger (peace be upon him) say, "This matter is for Quraysh. No one opposes them regarding it except that Allah throws him down on his face, as long as they establish the religion." As for you, O soldiers of the platoons and organizations, know that after this consolidation and the establishment of the khilafah, the legality of your groups and organizations has become invalid. It is not permissible for a single person of you who believes in Allah to sleep without having wala' (loyalty) to the khalifah. If your leaders whisper to you claiming it is not a khilafah, then remember how long they whispered to you claiming that it was not a state but rather a fictional, cardboard entity, until its certain news reached you. It is a state. Its news will continue to reach you showing that it is a khilafah, even if after time. And know that nothing has delayed victory and delays it now more than these organizations, because they are the cause of division and disagreements that ruin strength. Division is not from Islam at all. {Indeed, those who have divided their religion and become sects - you are not with them in anything. Their affair is only to Allah; then He will inform them about what they used to do} . { , turning in repentance to Him, and fear Him and establish prayer and do not be of those who associate others with Allah, of those who have divided their religion and become sects, every faction rejoicing in what it has.} Know that your leaders will not find any arguments to keep you away from the jama'ah (the body of Muslims united behind a Muslim leader), the khilafah, and this great good, except for two false and weak excuses. The first excuse is the same matter they have accused it with before, that it is a state of khawarij (a sect that excommunicated Muslims for sins that do not warrant excommunication) and other accusations whose falseness has become apparent in the cities that are ruled by the State. Second, your leaders will assure both you and themselves saying, "This is just a gust of wind which will be extinguished, or a temporary whirlwind that will not last, and that the nations of kufr (disbelief) won't allow it to remain, and they will gather against it so that it disappears quickly and soon. Those of its soldiers who survive will end up in mountaintops, caverns, deserts, and clandestine prisons. Thereafter we will have to return to the jihad of the elite. We cannot handle jihad of the elite far away from hotels, conferences, offices, lights, and cameras. We want to lead the ummah in the jihad of the ummah..." So let those leaders be ruined. And let that "ummah" they want to unite be ruined - an "ummah" of secularists, democrats, and nationalists... an "ummah" of murji'ah (a sect that excludes deeds from faith), ikhwan (the "Muslim Brotherhood" party), and sururiyyah (a sect influenced by the ikhwan claiming to be Salafi). {Satan promises them and arouses desire in them. But Satan does not promise them except delusion} . The State will remain, by Allah's permission. Ask the parties in Iraq and their leaders. How much did they reassure themselves by claiming that the state would vanish. They were greater than your parties in power and greater in accumulation of wealth. {Have they not traveled through the earth and observed how was the end of those before them? They were greater than them in power} As for you, O soldiers of the Islamic State, then congratulations to you. Congratulations on this clear victory, congratulations on this great triumph. Today the kafirin (infidels) are infuriated in such a manner after which there will be no similar infuriation. Many of them almost die from anger and sorrow. Today the believers rejoice with victory from Allah, feeling great happiness. Today the hypocrites are degraded. Today the rafidah (shia), sahwat (awakening councils), and murtaddin (apostates) are humiliated. Today the tawaghit in the east and west are frightened. Today the nations of kufr in the west are terrified. Today the flags of Shaytan (Satan) and his party have fallen. Today the flag of tawhid rises with its people. Today the Muslims are honored. Today the Muslims are honored. Now the khilafah has returned, humbling the necks of the enemy. Now the khilafah has returned in spite of its opponents. Now the khilafah has returned; we ask Allah (the Exalted) to make it to be upon the methodology of prophethood. Now hope is being actualized. Now the dream has become a reality. Congratulations to you. You spoke and were truthful. You promised and kept to your word. O soldiers of the Islamic State, it is from the great blessings of Allah upon you that He allowed you to reach this day and witness this victory, which did not arrive except by the grace of Allah (the Exalted) and then by the blood and corpses of thousands of your brothers who preceded you from the best of mankind. We consider them such and Allah is their judge, and we do not presume to know better than Him. They are those who carried this banner and under it sacrificed everything. They offered everything generously, even their souls, to pass on this great banner to you. Indeed, they did so. May Allah have mercy upon them and reward them with every good on behalf of Islam. So protect this great trust. Raise this banner with strength. Water it with your blood. Raise it upon your corpses. Die under it, until you pass it on - if Allah wills - to 'Isa (Jesus) the son of Maryam (Mary), peace be upon him. O soldiers of the Islamic State, Allah (the Exalted) ordered us with jihad and promised us with victory but He did not make us responsible for victory. Indeed, Allah (the Exalted) blessed you today with this victory, thus we announced the khilafah in compliance with the order of Allah (the Exalted). We announced it because - by Allah's grace - we have its essentials. By Allah's permission, we are capable of establishing the khilafah. So we carry out the order of Allah (the Exalted) and we are justified - if Allah wills - and we do not care thereafter what happens, even if we only remain for one day or one hour, and to Allah belongs the matter before and after. If Allah (the Exalted) causes the khilafah to remain and gain strength, then such is by His grace and bounty alone, for victory is only from Him. And if it vanishes and weakens, then know that such is from ourselves and because of our deeds. We will defend it - if Allah wills - as long as it exists and as long as one of us remains, and we will bring it back - if Allah wills - upon the methodology of prophethood. Whoever has the loftiest height as his own ambition, Then everything he faces will be beloved. O soldiers of the Islamic State, you will be facing malahim (fierce battles) that cause the children's hair to become grey. You will be facing fitan (tribulations) and hardships of many different colors. You will be facing tests and quakes. No one will survive them except he whom Allah grants mercy. No one will be firm during these fitan except one whom Allah keeps firm. The worst of these fitan is that of the dunya (worldly life). So be wary of competing over it. Be wary. Remember the greatest responsibility that is now on your backs. You are now the defenders of the land of Islam and its guards. You will not be able to preserve this trust and defend this land, except by fearing Allah secretly and publically, then by sacrificing, being patient, and offering blood. I am amazed by those who possess the stature of men and the sharpness of arrows, Yet their command is not made nor executed. I am amazed by those who find the path to lofty heights, Yet do not traverse the path, wearing it down until no mounds are left. And I have not found a fault in people like that of those Who are capable of completing their effort, but instead abort it. Also know that one of the biggest factors that brought about this victory that Allah (the Exalted) has blessed you with is your support of each other, the absence of disagreement, your listening to and obedience of your leaders, and your patience with them. So keep this factor in mind and preserve it. Unite with each other and do not disagree with each other. Accept each other and do not argue with each other. Be very wary of breaking the ranks. For you to be snatched by birds would be better for you than to break the ranks or take part in doing so. And if anyone wants to break the ranks, split his head with bullets and empty its insides, whoever he may be. The Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him) said: "And whoever pledges allegiance to a leader giving his hand in oath with the sincerity of his heart, then he must obey him when he can. If someone else comes and tries to dispute with the leader then strike the neck of the latter." This was reported by Muslim. On the authority of Abdullah Ibn 'Amr (may Allah be pleased with them both) and Abu Hurayrah (may Allah be pleased with him), who reported that the Messenger of Allah (peace be upon him) said: "Whoever obeys me has obeyed Allah, and whoever disobeys me has disobeyed Allah. Whoever obeys the leader has obeyed me, and whoever disobeys the leader has disobeyed me. Indeed the leader is a shield. Behind him fighting is carried out, and by him are defended. So if he orders the people to fear Allah and he is just, then he is rewarded. And if he orders with anything else, then he will be held accountable for that." This was reported by al-Bukhari. O soldiers of the Islamic State, there is one more matter that I wish to call your attention to. They will look for something to criticize and will attempt to raise misconceptions. So if they ask you, "How can you announce the khilafah when the ummah has not rallied behind you? For your authority is not accepted by the groups, factions, detachments, brigades, corps, banners, sects, parties, assemblies, councils, institutions, coordination teams, leagues, coalitions, armies, fronts, movements, and organizations." Then say to them, {But they will not cease to differ except whom your Lord has given mercy} . They have never united on a single issue, nor will they ever unite on any issue except for those whom Allah has mercy upon. Furthermore, the Islamic State will bring together those who want unity. If they tell you, "You have stepped over them and acted on your own judgment. Why did you not consult the other groups, pardon them, and tolerate them?" Then say to them, "The issue is too urgent." {And I hastened to You, my Lord, that You be pleased} . And say to them, "Whom would we consult? They never recognized the Islamic State to begin with, although America, Britain and France acknowledge its existence. Whom would we consult? Should we consult those who have abandoned us? Those who have betrayed us? Those who have disowned us and incited against us? Those who have become hostile towards us? Those who wage war against us? Whom would we consult, and whom did we step over?" Indeed the difference between me and my brothers and cousins is very big. They do not come to my aid, but if they called me for help I would come to their rescue. And if they tell you, "We do not accept your authority". Then say to them, "We had the ability to establish the khilafah, by the grace of Allah, so it became an obligation for us to do so. Therefore, we hastened in adherence to the command of Allah (the Exalted): {It is not for a believing man or a believing woman, when Allah and His Messenger have decided a matter, that they should have any choice about their affair} . And say to them, "We spilled rivers of our blood to water the seeds of the khilafah, laid its foundation with our skulls, and built its tower over our corpses. We were patient for years in the face of being killed, imprisoned, having our bones broken and our limbs severed. We drank all sorts of bitterness, dreaming of this day. Would we delay it for even a moment after having reached it?" And say to them, We took it forcibly at the point of a blade. We brought it back conquered and compelled. We established it in defiance of many. And the people's necks were violently struck, With bombings, explosions, and destruction, And soldiers that do not see hardship as being difficult, And lions that are thirsty in battle, Having greedily drunk the blood of kufr. Our khilafah has indeed returned with certainty And likewise our state, becoming a firm structure. And the breasts of the believers have been healed, While the hearts of kufr have been filled with terror. In conclusion, we congratulate the Muslims on the advent of the blessed month of Ramadan. We ask Allah (the Exalted) to make it a month of victory, honor, and consolidation for the Muslims, and make its days and its nights a curse for the rafidah, the sahwat, and the murtaddin. {And Allah is predominant over His affair, but most of the people do not know.}



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Islamic State: This is the Promise of Allah

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Dad pulls Snake prank on Son - Reaction is hilarious

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This week rings a historical bell. On June 28, it will be exactly 100 years since one man in the Balkans changed the world forever - with two shots from a pistol in the dusty provincial town of Sarajevo. Those shots, fired by Serbian nationalist Gavrilo Princip, killed Austria's Archduke Franz Ferdinand and set off the diplomatic donnybrook that led to four years of world war (1914-1918). In many ways, we are still living in the rubble of that war. There are some obvious parallels, a century later, between 1914 and 2014. Some have speculated about whether we are at one of those times Mark Twain referred to when he famously said: "History doesn't repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme." Which ought to make us all pretty nervous. What looks similar in 2014 and 1914? The Tinderbox : In 1914, one region of the world, the Balkans, was a tinderbox. But how little we learn. Today, that volatile region is the Middle East, where borders date from the casual division of that first war's spoils. When the Ottoman Empire drew its last gasp during the war, the British and French took out their rulers and drew lines that either created or partially shaped what we today call Syria, Iraq , Jordan and Lebanon among others. Over the century, the straight lines they drew in an ethnically convoluted region exacerbated the sectarian and nationalist tensions that today threaten to explode into region-wide war. Geopolitical Punches : In 1914, the world's dominant player, Great Britain, was feeling the sharp elbows of an aggressive new Germany, united only a few decades earlier but already surpassing Britain in steel production by 1900. Today, the United States feels the heat from a surging China, set to overtake the U.S. as the world's largest economy any year now. And China today, like Germany back then, is not yet constrained by any sort of regional security framework. Globalization : It's old news: In 1914, nations deceived themselves into believing war was impossible because of the interdependence caused by trade and new technologies such as the telephone, telegraph, steam engine and manned flight. Sound familiar? Today, many argue that the interdependence we call "globalization" - or burgeoning trade, the Internet, social media, international mobility - ensures that nations will resist the folly of major wars. A Technological Boom : In 1914, countries heading to war did not anticipate that some new technologies - such as dramatically more efficient machine guns and aerial observation - would prolong a war in which a thousand Englishmen and a thousand French died every day. Similarly, today we possess new weapons, such as cyber warfare and advanced biological agents, whose potential has yet to be demonstrated. We can only imagine their destruction if and when they are deployed. But there's some good news, too. The last century saw a few changes that could limit the escalation of potential conflict. Here's how our world looks markedly different: Wilson Didn't Completely Fail: We now have international institutions dedicated to conflict prevention or deterrence that were not even imagined in 1914: the United Nations, NATO, the European Union and the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe to name just a few. But these international institutions have limited clout in some of the most dangerous trouble spots. As China and Japan circle each other over East China Sea territorial disputes, for example, no organization is standing by. The same can be said for the Middle East, where events are daily deepening the divisions between Sunni and Shia factions - and where no outsider can do much to stop it. Collective Memory: We know the graphic horrors of full-scale war better than our 1914 forebears did. Some of these leaders truly relished the idea of war, even imagining it romantically and entering it confidently, assuming it could only go on so long. History had taught them wrong. Colonialism Is Mostly Over: One of the drivers of war in 1914 was unbridled colonial ambition and rivalry. Old powers and rising ones hoped that defeating adversaries would allow them to seize the losers' colonial territories in Africa, Asia and Latin America and to carve up the geographic spoils when one of the combatants - the Ottoman Empire - fully collapsed. But colonialism was completely discredited after 1945 and the end of World War II as new powers gained their independence and were recognized by the United Nations - and as the emphasis shifted to an ideological competition between the democratic perspective of the West and the Marxist thrust of the Soviet Union. Casualty Aversion: Citizens, who presumably have less enthusiasm for war than those who send them, have a more powerful voice today through social media and expanded suffrage - only about 40 percent of British males were entitled to vote in 1914. In contrast, public opinion surveys last year highlighted for Washington that only about a third of Americans favored intervention in Syria, for example, even after Assad used chemical weapons. But while social media and the Internet can restrain governments, it can also spur nationalism, as in China, and organize conflict, as in the case of terrorists who rely heavily on these tools for recruitment and training. The Bomb: Warfare today falls under the dark legacy of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, which stand as powerful reminders of what ultimately we must avoid in an age when nuclear weapons are abundantly present on three continents. And while nuclear weapons can act as a deterrent to escalation in conflict, they can also be tempting spoils for ambitious regimes. The 70-year-old technology that wreaked destruction on Japan has spread to South Asia and North Korea and is dangerously close to maturing in Iran. The greater the number of nuclear weapons, the greater the chances for miscalculation or accidental launch that could start a war defying all previous experience. What 1914 teaches us is the power of a small event's reverberations. Our world is different, but it rhymes - and so do ripple effects. Even today, our geopolitics can reverberate as much as Gavrilo Princip's shots did back then. Such an echo, of course, is exactly what happened when a young Tunisian fruit vendor named Mohamad Bouazizi set himself and the Arab world on fire, igniting the Arab Spring across North Africa, the Middle East and the Persian Gulf. And much like the analysts of 1914 we still don't know how or when that will end. 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How 2014 Is Strikingly Similar to 1914

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A FIREBRAND Islamist preacher known as the "Tottenham Ayatollah" has been warned that any bid to return to the UK and seek asylum will fail. Shiekh Omar Bakri Muhammad is applying for asylum By: Anil Dawar - Sunday Express Published: Sun, June 29, 2014 Syrian-born Omar Bakri Mohammad lived in London for nearly 20 years until he fled for the Lebanon in 2005. He disappeared fearing the prospect of a police investigation for treason over his extremist views. It is thought he is now hoping to come back to Britain and lodge a bid for refugee status to escape Lebanese justice. But the Home Office today vowed he would never be allowed to set foot on British soil again. The announcement comes after another former UK-based fundamentalist, Abu Qatada, was warned not to try to return after he was cleared of terror charges in Jordan last week. Bakri became a figure of hate in the West after infamously describing the 9/11 bombers as "the Magnificent 19" and the London 7/7 bombers as the "Fantastic Four" As the former leader of banned Islamist group Al-Muhajiroun, he is also credited with playing a key role in the radicalisation of one of the two Lee Rigby killers, Michael Adebolajo. He slunk away from the UK in 2005 claiming to be visiting his mother after it emerged the authorities were investigating him over allegations of treason. There had been growing public outrage over his vocal support for terror attacks in Britain and the proud boast that he would not inform police if he knew Muslims were planning a bombing. When he disappeared Charles Clarke, the-then Labour Home Secretary, issued an order barring him from ever returning. It is thought the fundamentalist cleric wants to come back to Britain after his family claimed he was tortured in a Lebanese prison and threatened with the death sentence for running a terror cell. Mohammad Bakri, his son, said that although the public find his views "distasteful", "at the end of the day he has not committed any crimes in the UK." But today a Home Office spokesman said: "An individual must be physically present in the UK in order to make a claim for asylum. "Omar Bakri Muhammad was permanently excluded from the UK in 2005 on the grounds that his presence is not conducive to the public good. "As Omar Bakri Muhammad is excluded from the UK, he will be unable to make a claim for asylum." Bakri, who holds Syrian and Lebanese citizenship, lived in Britain for around 20 years. He has repeatedly been linked with Al-Qaeda, claims which he denies. He had been living in the Lebanese coastal town of Tripoli until earlier this year when he went on the run following a crackdown on local militants behind sectarian violence that left dozens dead. After his arrest in a mountain hideout six weeks ago, Lebanon's Interior Minister, Nouhad Machnouk, issued a statement saying Bakri had "contributed in every aspect in supporting terrorism." 1659



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Home Office deny Omar Bakri return to UK despite 'close to death' appeal by family

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Sunday, June 29, 2014

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Bitches be dancing like

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http://ift.tt/1lZzjae Politicians in the United States allow the Veterans Administration to operate at substandard levels, the results for former military personnel are devastating. Everywhere in America the signs are present... Homeless Veterans fill shelters, wandering the streets of the nation they swore to protect and serve. Young people seduced by the illusion of military heroism never have the reality of Veteran life revealed to them by tall talking recruiters. Steeped in lies and trained to deceive at all costs, recruiters keep their mouths shut with regard to the life devastating reality that will face most who serve. For many there are few answers, or none at all. The challenges become too vast; this is why suicide is such an innate problem in the Veteran community. Human beings are not created to kill, it is that simple fact that leads to so many complications. Why are so many Veterans on the losing side of the street? There are many reasons. The United States does not wage war to bring freedom to far away countries, it does it strictly for profit and control. Not just control of other nations, but control of the American people themselves. This took place after 11 September 2001, when anyone in the U.S. who objected to war or the "official story" about Osama bin Laden's hijacking planes and launching attacks from a powerless cave in Pakistan, was leveled, or jailed or worse. Political clout drives patriots into a frenzy, and many joined the military because they genuinely believe their nation was threatened. Later, as Veterans, they learn that they only threat they ever faced came from their own disingenuous politicians and government. On an individual level, most personal challenges in coping relate to problems the individuals experienced while serving their nation. Wars based on fraudulent intelligence and staged for the sake of profit, do not leave a glowing feeling for Vets. Many will never admit that the wars they fought in were totally wrong, and that the lives they took were innocent and undeserving of the wrath of America's ultra powerful military machine. Those who come to terms with the fact that they were taken advantage of and used wrongly, frequently deal better with the inevitable problems and fallout from war service. Many who become associated with peace movements end up working directly with other Veterans and preventing homelessness in a hands-on way, which is incredibly effective. Endless Sexual Harassment and Violence Another reason many Veterans become homeless and unable to cope, is sexual violence. This act is perpetrated upon the majority of females who serve the United States in uniform. That may sound like an outrageous claim, but ask any woman who served, particularly during wartime, and you will hear the horror stories. One former U.S. Army soldier I recently interviewed was raped repeatedly, the first time during basic training. People who survive sexual attacks are often hesitant to identify their abusers; sometimes their very lives are threatened, and this problem affects both genders, with women paying the biggest price. Sexual violence is prevalent in the U.S. military and there are not, nor have there ever been, adequate protections or effective measures against this type of criminal behavior. Sexual trauma leads to hardcore Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) in many cases, the worst possible personal choices. Hazing and Ritualistic Cruelty The U.S. Marine Corps in particular is known for "traditions" involving brutal and sadistic physical violence. It begins quite famously in basic training or "boot camp" and continues throughout Marine Corps service. While the acts mostly involve some form of physical violence, the scarring takes place in the mind and sometimes in the heart. The ranks of all of the U.S. military services include some form of illegal treatment, and recruits are unofficially trained to believe that reporting acts of violence in basic training equates to being weak or being a "rat." The trauma that leads to homelessness impacts Veterans who served in war, and those who did not. Bush Opened High Schools to Recruiters In one of the most outrageous acts of the Bush Administration, American public high schools were opened to recruiter visits; children's information was made available to those charged with signing up American's young for the military. Parents cringed and objected, knowing that the recruiters in their shiny uniforms have a major impact on boys and girls alike who are trying to formulate their life plan. But instead of finding an opportunity to excel and grow in the military, youngsters find themselves at the receiving end of a barrage of foul insults and demeaning profanities. The disintegration process for many begins with this abuse. The abuse causes a lack of functionality, I know this to be true from my own service in the U.S. Marine Corps. Entering the service out of high school can be extremely damaging to one's character, and many homeless Veterans are young, very young. Bad Discharges - No Help From VA Many homeless Veterans received less than honorable discharges. This eliminates all of their future hope for VA services to address their health problems, which often begin and end with PTSD. There are many Veterans who served valiantly in combat and saved lives, only to make a mistake and end up getting a "Bad Conduct" or "Other than Honorable" discharge. This paper removes their ability to ever seek VA services. Untreated, PTSD can lead to disastrous, murderous consequences. Bad discharges are a way for the government to cut its obligation toward its military warriors. They prevent access to VA services, therefore saving the United States money. The results sometimes are taken out on the public or loved ones. Nothing about this system of elimination of government responsibility benefits the public or the Veteran. Instead it creates a wholesale liability factor. Family Abandonment Despite all of the yellow "Support the Troops" made in China bumper stickers plastered on the back of American cars and trucks, most Americans never will serve in uniform or understand those who do. The percentage of those who serve is surprisingly low. Retired Army lieutenant general, Karl W. Eikenberry, the United States commander in Afghanistan from 2005 to 2007, wrote in a NY Times opinion article titled, Americans and Their Military, Drifting Apart: For nearly two generations, no American has been obligated to join up, and few do. Less than 0.5 percent of the population serves in the armed forces, compared with more than 12 percent during World War II. Even fewer of the privileged and powerful shoulder arms. In 1975, 70 percent of members of Congress had some military service; today, just 20 percent do, and only a handful of their children are in uniform. Those with no military connections generally know absolutely nothing about military service. It is noteworthy that families who remain open toward relatives returning from war often go through enormous changes in order to accommodate the effects of PTSD and other devastating war injuries. In other cases, all too often, families totally fail to support their sons and daughters and parents and siblings who survive service overseas. It is true that PTSD and the effects of combat experience can bring violence and danger to a family, but with proper management and the utilization of proper resources, much success for Veterans remains possible. While interviewing U.S. soldiers and Marines in Iraq during the summer of 2008, the consistent finding was that those who survive PTSD without consequence almost always have strong family support. Toxic Surroundings Hundreds of thousands of Veterans who served aboard contaminated military bases (All military bases are alive with deadly cancer-causing toxins) and cannot attain adequate healthcare. There are far more than most people realize, and the U.S. government does everything in its power to deny and distance itself from this extremely costly environmental disaster. Trichloroethylene (TCE) was widely used on American bases from the WWII period onward. The chemical was used to clean airplanes and other equipment and poured into grates, where it was absorbed by underground water tables, creating toxic plumes which then migrate away from the military reservations, many of which are now closed... into residential neighborhoods and commercial districts. Service members contaminated with these chemicals often become so sick that they can't work, once again those lacking adequate family support often become homeless. In the end, the simple truth is that the United States government outspent itself, fighting wars without reason or purpose, relying on fear tactics, and draining the money that would have been used to adequately treat Veterans. The U.S. government is in the business of killing, not healing, and it has turned its back on its own Veteran community.



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US Veterans: homeless, left out in cold

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SkateBoard fail

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Celebration fail...

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Failures? Who?

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Saturday, June 28, 2014

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Bike Fail!

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Some brazilians, having fun pretending they are at the Circ du Soleil.



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When the boss is not around

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27 June 2014 Have you ever walked down the street and seen someone who you were pretty sure was your friend? So you gave them a huge wave and a smile, only to be met with a blank stare? Well, as awkward as that is, it still isn't as bad as these cases of mistaken identity.



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16 Hilarious Instances of Mistaken Identity

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Friday, June 27, 2014

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The best jokes of the week!

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A cyclist who appears to be on some kind of road-race fails to notice that the guide car in front wishes to stop. LOL



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Don't take your eyes off the road!

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Want to drink beer! Fail

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Best Funny Fail Compilation of Year

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June 2012 6 NPA rebels killed in attack on Japanese Banana plantation TAGUM CITY, Philippines-Six New People's Army guerrillas were killed in a battle with Army soldiers and private guards of the banana plantation of the Japanese Sumitomo Fruits Corp. (Sumifru) in Compostela Valley on Monday, police said. Superintendent Jose Carumba, spokesperson of the Southern Mindanao police, said the rebels arrived at the Sumifru plantation in Barangay Tuburan in Mawab on a mini-truck around 3 p.m. and immediately fired on an outpost manned by company guards. The guards, Carumba said, stood their ground and were later reinforced by soldiers from the Army's 66th Infantry Battalion. Carumba said the fire fight lasted for over an hour and that another group of rebels set up roadblocks, jamming the traffic along the Davao-Agusan national highway in Tuburan proper. They also briefly held motorists, he said. The rebels eventually fled, leaving behind the bodies of their dead comrades, Carumba said. He said the authorities recovered five high-powered firearms, including a 30-caliber machine gun, after the battle. There were no reports of casualties on the side of the company guards or the soldiers, Carumba said. Carumba said some residents near the site of the encounter fled their homes for fear of getting caught in the crossfire. Compostela Valley is host to several large banana companies, including those partly owned by foreigners, such as Stanfilco. However, only Sumifru frequently comes under NPA attack. In 2011 alone, at least six NPA attacks on the company's facilities or equipment in North Cotabato, Compostela Valley and South Cotabato were been reported. Lieutenant Colonel Lyndon Paniza, 10th Infantry Division spokesperson, said economic sabotage was the sole intent of the attacks as the company reportedly refused to pay the so-called revolutionary tax to the rebels. But Jorge Madlos, spokesperson of the National Democratic Front in Mindanao, has repeatedly denied that money was the reason for NPA attacks on companies such as Sumifru. "The revolutionary movement shall continue to uphold and to carry our national policy of banning and dismantling large-scale mining, logging and agri-business companies with a track record of violating revolutionary policies," Madlos said in a statement issued late last year. Source: Philippine Daily Inquirer



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NPA Attack Fail

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(3 Min Relax)Funny Fail Video Girls Fail Epic fail compilation 2014

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Hello and welcome to Tomorrow Land. Here in Tomorrow Land life is but a dream because you would have to be sleeping to believe what you're seeing. In tomorrow land you are free to do as we tell you. Here every scandal is spun as a conspiracy. In the land of tomorrow your local police is like the military... So that even east germany will seem like a leisure zone for many... In tomorrow land, we believe in evil as the status quo and we don't even let you hang your flag up anymore, bro. in some respects the land of tomorrow will seem like the land of yesterday, but that's the way we like it, ok? In the land of tomorrow we control the tv. and we don't talk about how we got here, if ya know what i mean... Deny, deny, deny that's the motto in the land of tomorrow. Tomorrow land features no fresh air, instead we offer you urban air. Tomorrow land has no free speech, but there are free speech zones... ha ha ha. Tomorrow land has no real food, instead we offer yummy food like products... Tomorrow land has no more clouds, we have chemtrails now... In Tomorrow land you vote with a machine because paper trails are too risky if you know what i mean. Tomorrow land is all about war because we don't make things anymore. In Tomorrow land fresh water is forbidden, but the municipal water supply gives you plenty of poisons. In Tomorrow land we require that you take mercury laced vaccines, because people do what we tell them if you know what i mean. Tomorrow land has no more cash but we give you a silicone chip up your @hhh. In the land of tomorrow family values are a thing of the past. Divorce rates have skyrocketed. Two moms two dads single mom mr. mom anything but a family goes. In fact, In tomorrow land having children the natural way is not allowed its done in a lab now. We still let women have abortions though and we keep them at an all time high yo. Nothing worse than killing a baby, except instead of calling it murder we call it a choice... baby! In tomorrow land corporations are the neo citizens, humans, well, they're of yesterday's land. Let me explain, In tomorrow land people couldn't get jobs anymore, since google invented the go-bot store. In tomorrow land people became cyborgs, as it was the only way to compete with the robots... ha ha ha In tomorrow land humanity sold itself out, not one human is left, just machines and cyborgs doing their time. Humans had a chance at the beginning, but they thought selling their souls was their living. and so Future generations have paid the price. Welcome to tomorrow land.



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Welcome to TomorrowLand

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Antibiotic resistance is a serious and growing phenomenon and has become one of the biggest public health concerns of the 21st century according to the World Health Organisation. It occurs when bacteria mutate so that antibiotics no longer work in people who need them to treat infections. Every year, antibiotic resistance kills an estimated 25,000 people in Europe. Of all places, hospitals are a prolific source of drug-resistant strains of bacteria. It is an environment where pathogens are continually exposed to a variety of drugs and is home to patients with weakened defences, making them more susceptible to illness. "Bacteria are actually intelligent organisms, because they can find a way to protect themselves against these antibiotics," said Professor Herman Goossens, a microbiologist at the University of Antwerp. At the University of Antwerp, researchers are trying to understand this phenomenon and find ways of combating it. In order to resist an antibiotic, a bacteria has several options. It can change its appearance: the drug, designed to recognise a specific port of entry, will fail to find it and turn away. Others will simply close up the entry ports that allow antibiotics into the cell. A third scenario involves bacteria that manufacture pumping mechanisms that push the antibiotic back outside so it never reaches its target. And some mutations enable the bacteria to produce potent enzymes that simply make antibiotics inactive. It is hoped that better understanding these resistances will help find new, efficient drugs. Recently, researchers made a major discovery in the fight against one of the biggest public health threats: multidrug-resistant tuberculosis. The germs that spark this highly contagious airborne disease have mutated over time and, in some cases, are highly drug-resistant. But one Belgian laboratory has developed a substance it hopes will help in the fight against TB. Heading the research, Doctor J'er^ome Guillemont and Professor Koen Andries have tested thousands of chemical substances repeatedly. After years of tests, their hard work was paid off with the discovery of bedaquiline. " is a very special antibiotic in the sense that it is the first antibiotic ever described to interfere with the energy generation in bacteria. So it cuts off the energy, which makes them stop growing immediately. They sort of freeze and after a couple of days they die," explained Professor Andries. And there is more: TB pathogens seem to develop very little resistance to this new drug. Other such antibiotic drugs are currently being tested, like lactivicin, which a team led by Professor Moreno Galleni is working on at Li`ege University. "Lactivicin is a compound produced by fungi. It was discovered in the 1980s. It plays an important antibacterial role, but the problem, at the time, was that it was toxic for humans," said Professor Galleni. But researchers have now managed to eliminate this toxicity. The molecule tested in Liege inhibits penicillin-binding proteins, preventing the bacteria from surviving. Fresh from these success stories, researchers are now continuing in their relentless work to develop similar novel antibiotics, in the global fight against drug-resistant bacteria. Copyright (c) 2014 euronews



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Fighting back against 'intelligent' drug-resistant bacteria

By: jironde on: 2:52 AM
In response to http://ift.tt/1pn0fop. Someone on the comments wondered if there was a longer version. It's from a different angle but here it is.



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Scooter stair jump fail

By: jironde on: 1:54 AM
This cover band playing Metallican't song: "Seek & Destroy" is pretty embarrassing to watch. They really "destroyed" this song and the epic dance moves didn't help much either. -GB



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San Antonio's Got Talent - FAIL

By: jironde on: 12:56 AM

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Do not ride on Tramways. LOL. For once, no-one to blame but himself.



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Motorcycling - Basic Lesson...

By: jironde on: 8:58 PM
funny fails



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Took a shower at work

By: jironde on: 8:58 PM
Shit people do for internet fame



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Risking your child for 5 minutes of internet fame

By: jironde on: 8:12 PM
Never underestimate how little people care about safety when 5 minutes of internet fame is at stake. :p



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We now know what it sounds like when she deepthroats

By: jironde on: 5:53 PM
This is definitely one of the worst bails I have ever seen



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Skater smashes face on rail and breaks his jaw

By: jironde on: 4:54 PM
I'm about to sing a song fail



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I'm about to sing a song fail

By: jironde on: 1:34 PM
Deadly Bicycle Crash



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Bicycle Crash.

By: jironde on: 12:54 PM
Massive Airshow Fail As This Plane's Propeller Comes Off



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Massive Airshow Fail As This Plane's Propeller Comes Off

By: jironde on: 11:05 AM
Tourism, interior ministers hand proposal to government to allow employment of 1,500 Jordanian workers in southern resort city's hotel industry due to serious manpower shortage. Danny Sadeh, 24/06/2014, Ynet Israel's tourism and interior ministers have handed a proposal to the government that would allow the employment of Jordanian workers, for the first time, in hotels in the southern resort city of Eilat. "We have decided to advance the issue of work visa approvals for Jordanian workers in Eilat out of a desire to strengthen the hotel industry," explained Tourism Minister Dr. Uzi Landau. "There is a serious shortfall in manpower in Eilat hotels that will only deepen as the summer peak season approaches. "This crisis could significantly damage the Eilat tourism industry, harming the income and jobs of tens of thousands of families, primarily from the less affluent strata of society. The importance of the tourism industry is in its ability to create jobs that lead to reduced economic and social gaps. "An approval of the proposal will provide an answer to the labor shortage and I am convinced that the process will even strengthen the peace between Israel and Jordan." There are 12,000 hotel rooms in Eilat, and thousands of workers are required to cover positions in cleaning, dishwashing and room service. Several short-term solutions have been used to solve this problem of providing workers for the hotel industry in the resort. As a result of a prior agreement signed between Israel and Jordan, there are currently up to 300 day workers from Jordan working in different areas in Eilat. This agreement has been working satisfactorily since the year 2000 with about 170 Jordanian workers crossing into Eilat and returning home at the end of the day. The new proposal submitted by Tourism Minister Landau and Interior Minister Gideon Sa'ar, seeks to allow up to 1,500 workers of Jordanian citizenship to work in the Eilat hotels in order to offer a stable and timely solution to the manpower shortage. These workers, according to the proposal, would be day workers who return to Jordan at the end of the working day and would be employed in cleaning, dishwashing and room service in the Eilat hotel only. This arrangement would also contribute to the relationship between Israel and Jordan and help Jordan deal with the high rate of unemployment in the south of the country. Endeavors launched by government ministries and the hotel industry to encourage Israelis to work in these positions were not successful. The Tourism Ministry together with the Finance Ministry and representatives from the hotel industry launched unprecedented campaigns that offered Israelis favorable conditions such as scholarships, annual bonuses, housing benefits, day care etc. However, these did not result in recruiting Israeli workers into the Eilat tourism industry. Eilat's hoteliers sent a letter to the tourism minister, noting that about 90% of the available workforce in the city is employed in the tourism industry. "It's clear to everyone that a crisis in Eilat's hotel industry will lead to the city's economic collapse," they wrote. "It's time for our policy makers to realize that if they fail to find a solution to the manpower distress soon, huge budgets will be needed to repair the damages caused by the economic crisis the city will suffer." http://ift.tt/1pkURBX ---------- ---------- ---------- ---------- There are a lot of minimum wage jobs in Israel, that sectors like Haredi should be doing, but refuse to. But at least this might improve relations with Jordan. ---------- ---------- Video added, some local Israeli tourists from Ashdod showing the drive down to Eilat and Timnah valley. Drive from Ashdod is 3 and half hours, and then you are on the Red Sea. Most of the tourists in Eilat = are still blue-collar Israelis/locals. who don't spend that much.



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In significant gesture, Israel to employ 1500 Jordanian guest-workers for Eilat

By: jironde on: 10:19 AM
Whoops!



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You are soo cool up there!

By: jironde on: 3:58 AM
Lol



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IDIOT on crane FAIL

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Funny Videos - Fail Compilation, Funny Pranks - Luckiest People - New Funny Video

By: jironde on: 1:56 AM
It seems the BBC are capable of tracking down a single Scot in Brazil who cheered a goal against England but fail to notice 50,000 demonstrating on their doorstep. Sources:http://ift.tt/1svMhlg http://ift.tt/1j1tchu



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BBC AND PRESS IGNORE MASSIVE DEMONSTRATION AGAINST AUSTERITY IN LONDON

By: jironde on: 12:57 AM

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

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By: jironde on: 10:55 AM
FamilyNews.Fail



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Fail

By: jironde on: 10:55 AM
Little girl tries to prank big sis, but it backfires. From OP: She tried to prank me but she failed haha



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Water Prank Fail

By: jironde on: 7:56 AM
Four rockets were fired from Gaza Strip at Israel Tuesday evening. The Iron Dome missile defense system intercepted at least two of the rockets, while a third failed to make it to Israel, injuring Palestinians in Gaza, two in serious condition, According to Palestinian reports. The attack came as IDF forces searched the West Bank for the three missing Israelis, and joined a tense week in terms of security that saw a Gazan terrorist armed with grenade penetrate into Israel and an Israeli boy killed by Syrian fire in Golan. Over 20 rockets have been fired at Israel since Operation Brother's Keeper to find Eyal Yifrach, Gil-Ad Shaer and Naftali Frenkel began. The Color Red siren alerting citizens of incoming rockets was sounded twice Tuesday evening in the Hof Ashkelon Regional council, as two rockets were fired at the area only minutes apart. According to initial assessments, two of the rockets were intercepted by the missile defense system, while a third Gaza rocket fail to make it to Israel. According to Palestinian reports, one of the rockets landed in Gaza and injured four Palestinians, two in serious condition. Shrapnel and debris from the interception scattered over local communities, but no injuries or damage was reported. Another rocket exploded later in the evening, hitting a community in the Sedot Negev Regional Council. No injuries were reported, but a structure was lightly damaged. http://ift.tt/1v2lCs6 Second photo is an Iron Dome interception from today



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Rocket fail to make it to Israel, injuring Palestinians in serious condition in Gaza...

By: jironde on: 7:37 AM
24 June 2014 The moment when referee fails before FIFA World Cup match in Brazil!



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Epic FIFA World Cup fail in Brazil

By: jironde on: 7:37 AM
Collin trying to pull off a stunt! Major road rash on both arms and his left leg and did not hit his head. He is still alive! For Licensing please contact: Yourdailyfailvideos@gmail.com



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40 mph longboard crash

By: jironde on: 7:37 AM
Men drive a car



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Men drive a car

By: jironde on: 4:49 AM
Face smash on the street! For Licensing please contact: Yourdailyfailvideos@gmail.com



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Awkward Bike Jump Fail

By: jironde on: 3:58 AM
#joke #russians #animals #coward



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Epic fun video compilation.

By: jironde on: 3:58 AM
by Richard D. Kahlenberg New York City's elite public high schools were always meant to provide a quintessentially American blend of academic excellence and democratic accessibility. Unlike the city's expensive private schools, they would be free and open to all who were academically qualified, irrespective of pedigree. "You pass the test, you get the highest score, you get into the school - no matter what your ethnicity, no matter what your economic background is," Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg said in 2012. But this year, only 5 percent of seats at those eight schools were offered to black students and 7 percent to Latinos, in a city where the public schools are 70 percent black and Latino. At Stuyvesant High School, just 3 percent of offered seats this year went to black and Latino students. When the number of black and Latino students admitted to a public school is a tiny fraction of their share of the general population, it raises red flags about the fairness of the admissions system. New York City's eight selective public high schools base admissions on a single two-and-a-half-hour assessment - the Specialized High Schools Admissions Test - a practice that is unusual among other large public school systems in the nation. The N.A.A.C.P. Legal Defense and Education Fund, along with other groups, has filed a federal civil rights complaint against this arrangement. In his campaign for mayor, Bill de Blasio called for diversifying these schools. His administration recently endorsed proposed state legislation that would broaden the criteria for admissions to the city's three original specialized high schools - Stuyvesant, the Bronx High School of Science, and Brooklyn Technical High School - where the use of the test is mandated by state law, to also include factors such as a student's grade point average, state exam scores and attendance. At the five other selective schools, Mr. de Blasio has the power to change the criteria without legislation. The proposed law moves in the right direction, but simply adding grades to test scores may not do much to promote equity. And giving students credit for attendance sounds a bit like the old joke that 80 percent of success is showing up. Is there a way to capture a more meaningful notion of merit without throwing out the test - a system that rewards hard work and talent and also recognizes the extra hurdles some students face? Five years ago I worked with Chicago public school officials to create a program for their selective and magnet schools. Chicago had previously been under a racial desegregation consent decree that employed racial quotas, but when the consent decree ended, the city sought a new way to promote fairness and diversity without relying on race. Under the policy we developed, 30 percent of students are admitted to Chicago's highly selective high schools (such as Walter Payton College Prep) based strictly on the traditional criteria of grades and test scores. The remaining seats are allocated to the highest-scoring students from four different socioeconomic tiers, under the premise that students in the poorest parts of the city who score modestly lower on standardized tests have a lot to offer, given the obstacles they've had to overcome. Demographers rank Chicago's census tracts from most to least advantaged by six criteria: median family income, average level of education attained by parents, percentage of single-family homes, percentage of homes where English is not the first language, percentage of homeowner-occupied residences, and school achievement scores by attendance area. The policy has resulted in far more racial and ethnic diversity than in New York City's elite public schools. At Walter Payton, 21 percent of students are black and 25 percent are Latino. Some critics worry that these numbers are still inadequate in a public school system where 41 percent of students are black and 45 percent Latino. But compared with Stuyvesant, Payton is a multicultural paradise. Other critics argue that the system tilts too far in favor of children from low-income neighborhoods. But the plan has proved to be the basis for a stable and enduring compromise. Fears that students from low-income areas would fail have not come to pass, and Chicago's top selective schools still rank as the top three in the state. New York City schools have never been subject to a citywide desegregation suit, and the state's schools are now more segregated than Mississippi's. But the unfortunate reality of segregation can be leveraged to promote a positive outcome in the city's elite schools. Isn't it time for New York City's top schools to recognize that excellence can be found among students of all racial and economic backgrounds?



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Progressive 'intellectual' laments merit-based school admissions standards

By: jironde on: 3:57 AM
Hiru (the killer) fails to Behead the goat.....



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Beheading a goat doesn't go as planned

By: jironde on: 12:50 AM

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

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By: jironde on: 11:56 PM
A Pilot at Sialkot International Airport in Pakistan was to test the engines of his Boeing 737 at full power, which he proceeded to do. Sadly the taxi-way was block-paved and this was laid on what looks like cloth sheet. Consequently the blocks were torn up and caused significant damage. Whoooopsy.



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Pilot tests engines at full power on paved taxi-way (Photos)

By: jironde on: 9:49 PM
At Op De Toffel 2014 a girl tries crowd surfing but fails miserably



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Girl attempts to crowd surf and falls on her head

By: jironde on: 6:57 PM
random drunk guy wanted to show us how good his ninja flipping skills are.. they weren't that good.



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drunk flip fail

By: jironde on: 5:58 PM
Kid wants to do a wheelie....fail



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Kid wants to do a wheelie....fail

By: jironde on: 2:56 PM
Hey liveleakers! time to give back to the community after i have lurked for 3 years find attached to this shitty description of me hitting the deck when my dads segway cut out PS, gets better the more you watch it :)



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Face planting the gravel on a segway

By: jironde on: 10:57 AM
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By: jironde on: 9:58 AM
Cover shoot for Sports Fitness Magazine Model: Bonnie Suarez Malibu Beach JAW PIX For Licensing please contact: Yourdailyfailvideos@gmail.com



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Bikini Model Cover Shoot Fail

By: jironde on: 7:09 AM
The leader of self-proclaimed Donetsk People's Republic in eastern Ukraine agreed to a ceasefire in the region until 10 a.m. local time on Friday. He stressed that the self-defense force's ceasefire will come only as a reciprocal move. "The duration of the ceasefire is the same as announced previously - before 10 a.m. on June 27. During this period monitoring by Russian and OSCE representatives will be organized. We hope that during ceasefire from both sides we will be able to reach an agreement and start consultations on the process of peaceful settlement of the conflict," Aleksandr Boroday, prime minister of the self-proclaimed Donetsk People's Republic said live on Rossiya 24 TV. Ukrainian, Russian and OSCE representatives gathered in Donetsk on June 23 for talks on peaceful settlement of the conflict. OSCE special envoy to Ukraine Heidi Tagliavini, Russia's ambassador to the country Mikhail Zurabov, representatives of the self-proclaimed people's republics of Donetsk and Lugansk, as well as the former president of Ukraine Leonid Kuchma met to define stages of a peace plan in the country's east. Boroday has pointed out that the Donetsk meeting on Monday was not formal talks, but rather unofficial preliminary consultations. "In the DNR government house at least some dialogue has begun from the side of Kiev, who had preferred to speak the language of heavy artillery for several months," he was cited as saying by Itar-Tass news agency. Earlier Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko laid out his plan to deescalate the conflict, announcing a unilateral ceasefire from June 20 until June 27, the day Kiev plans to sign the EU Association agreement. On Sunday he issued a warning, stating that he had an alternative "detailed plan" of regaining control over south-eastern Ukraine should his current proposal for a truce fail to bring results. Read more: Poroshenko warns of 'detailed Plan B' if Ukraine ceasefire fails The news on mutual ceasefire has been confirmed by former Ukrainian president Leonid Kuchma. "We agreed on bilateral ceasefire lasting until 10 a.m. on June 27," said Kuchma after taking part in talks on the conflict's settlement in Donetsk on June 23. The DNR leader named two reasons for which the Donetsk meeting cannot be considered as formal talks. "A fully valid negotiation process is possible only after Kiev fulfils seven conditions, proposed today by the co-chairman of the National Front of Novorossiya Oleg Tsarev. These conditions are our common position," Boroday said. Among the conditions are withdrawal of Kiev forces from the territories of the self-proclaimed people's republics of Donetsk and Lugansk, compensation payments to the conflict's victims by Kiev, amnesty to militia and political prisoners, as well as agreement between the Ukrainian president and parliaments of the people's republics on a constitutional act, defining their status. The absence of official state powers and status of the Donetsk meeting participants was named as the second reason by the DNR leader, who presumably referred to Kiev's representative, ex-president Leonid Kuchma. The involvement of the latter was initiated by Ukrainian President Petro Poroshenko, who is said to have had a meeting with Ukrainian representatives to the talks in Kiev before they headed for Donetsk."Leonid Kuchma's participation indicates the Ukrainian president's close attention to this mission," said Poroshenko, according to his press service statement. Leonid Kuchma was the president of Ukraine in 1994-2005.



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Donetsk self-defense forces agree to ceasefire until 0700 GMT Friday

By: jironde on: 7:08 AM
Tailbone gotta feel good now! For Licensing please contact: Yourdailyfailvideos@gmail.com



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Chinese guy slides down the escalator Fail!

By: jironde on: 4:51 AM
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By: jironde on: 3:07 AM
LOL! The zionists trying to prevent 'again', but this time they will fail. Biiznillah. :) To 'Murica, don't let yourself get used again this time in interest of the israelies.



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State of the Union: "But we have to prevent the Caliphate"

By: jironde on: 12:58 AM

Monday, June 23, 2014

No, you'll need to see it close-up.



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Can you take a look at this for me?

By: jironde on: 8:59 PM
it is my cat when i filming in the morning day.



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Funny Cat Fail - Cough Cat

By: jironde on: 7:56 PM
wtf



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dead skin cut fail

By: jironde on: 4:49 PM
Double fail:



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Stupid car accident

By: jironde on: 3:52 PM
A short clip of a guy messing around on a bar



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Painful Parkour Accident FAIL

By: jironde on: 12:57 PM
something went wrong during a lesson but i guess even pre WW2 cameras seem to record in better quality



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Instructor demonstrates how to fire an RPG

By: jironde on: 12:57 PM
USA allowing any idiot to get a gun may be it's last hope of ridding USA of future mental midgets. Next stop is dealing with the religious folk. Story: In the most recent case, a man in Macon county, Georgia shot himself in the penis while trying to holster his gun at a gas station around 9:30 p.m. Thursday, according to Talking Points Memo (TPM) . I refuse to comment on the stupidity of carrying loaded guns around volatile gas tanks. Then the shooter drove himself to a friend's house, instead of the hospital. It's quite clear that common sense and this guy are not well-acquainted, but that became apparent when he shot himself in the first place. Upon arrival at the friend's house, he dropped his pants and out popped the spent bullet. It had apparently taken a small trip around the lower parts of his body and exited out of his buttocks. Said friend then drove him to the hospital, and at last report the man was treated at the Medical Center of Central Georgia. Whereupon he will perhaps realize that a happy gun is one that's best left at home and unloaded and safely out of the reach of children While it seems like there's been an epidemic of accidental penis-shootings lately, there's only been six such shootings since 2010, The Daily Banter reports. As strange as it seems, none of them have involved Ted Nugent.Source http://ift.tt/UxihGH



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Georgia "Man" Shoots his Cock off

By: jironde on: 12:57 PM
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By: jironde on: 6:56 AM
DAVID Cameron is starring into the abyss of a European crisis as he has been blasted today by leading UK businesses for his dealings with Brussels. David Cameron warned the UK would leave the UK if Jean-Claude Juncker was victorious By: Dion Dassanayake - Sunday Express Published: Sun, June 22, 2014 A group of top British businessmen have criticised the Prime Minister for failing to protect them from new European Union (EU) tax plans. The 54 company bosses signed a letter demanding the Conservative leader puts the City at the heart of his plans for a renegotiation of terms with the EU. The letter sent to The Sunday Times comes as ex-Luxembourg PM Jean-Claude Juncker is on his way to becoming the new European Commission (EC) president. Mr Cameron had warned a few weeks ago that the UK could leave the EU if Mr Juncker became the next head of the EU's executive arm. However, his decision to oppose Mr Juncker's nomination looks set to fail as nine-centre left leaders have declared their support for the 59-year-old. Mr Cameron wants to delay the process for finding a consensus candidate and will call for an unprecedented vote at a summit next week. Speaking to the BBC, a Downing Street source said: "British officials have been clear... that if there was the political will to find consensus then the decision on commission president could and should be delayed. "But if leaders are not even willing to consider alternative names, despite their widely expressed misgivings, then a vote should take place. "The Prime Minister believes it is important that each leader sets out their position clearly when such an important principle is at stake - handing power to the parliament through a back-room deal." Mr Cameron wants to renegotiate the terms of the UK's membership of the EU and sees Mr Juncker as someone who will prevent those reforms. Iain Duncan Smith said if leaders of the 28-member bloc backed Mr Juncker it would be "flicking two fingers" at voters across the continent. The ex-Tory leader said the rise of Eurosceptic parties had sent a "seismic message" and accused heads of government of being "utterly complacent". He said: "I was talking to the Prime Minister the other day and he said there are a load of countries there who share his view on this. "They think this is the wrong man, the Italians were saying it, many were saying it, even privately I understand many Germans say it." Conservative former defence secretary Liam Fox said Mr Cameron needed to "fight a battle and take a bloody nose" over Mr Juncker's candidacy. He said if the PM failed it would put the EU "on the juggernaut route" to ever closer union. He told BBC One's Andrew Marr Show: "The Juncker agenda is wrong for the people of Europe, including the people of Britain, and the British Prime Minister is right to stand up against it." The news comes as a senior diplomatic source reportedly told the Mail on Sunday that Mr Juncker likes to have "cognac for breakfast". The EU envoy told the paper: "Juncker and his boozing is the worst-kept secret in Brussels. He is politically and personally unsuited to run the EU."



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Cameron's EU crisis: UK business chiefs turn on PM as Juncker heads to Brussels victory

By: jironde on: 1:57 AM

Sunday, June 22, 2014

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Some Guys Aren't Meant To Do Bike Tricks

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( Thalif Dean ) When the United Nations reaches out to resolve a water or sanitation crisis, it is largely across urban slums and remote villages in Asia, Africa or Latin America and the Caribbean. But a severe water crisis in the financially bankrupt city of Detroit in the U.S. state of Michigan has prompted several non-governmental organisations and activists to appeal for U.N. intervention in one of the world's richest countries. "This is unprecedented," said Maude Barlow, founder of the Blue Planet Project, a group that advocates water as a human right. "I visited the city and worked with the Detroit People's Water Board several weeks ago and came away terribly upset," she told IPS. She pointed out that hundreds of thousands of people, mostly African Americans, are having their water ruthlessly turned off. Families with children, the elderly and the sick, cannot bathe, flush their toilets or cook in their own homes, she added. "This is the worst violation of the human right to water I have ever seen outside of the worst slums in the poorest countries in failed states of the global South," said Barlow, a one-time senior advisor on water to a former President of the U.N. General Assembly. Last March, the Detroit Water and Sewerage Department (DWSD) announced plans to shut off water service for 1,500 to 3,000 customers every week if their water bills were not paid. And on Tuesday, the City Council approved an 8.7-percent water rate increase. According to a DWSD document, more than 80,000 residential households - in a city of 680,000 people - are in arrears, with thousands of families without water, and thousands more expected to lose access at any moment. A group of NGOs has submitted a report to Catarina de Albuquerque, the U.N. Special Rapporteur on the Human Right to Safe Drinking Water and Sanitation, urging the United Nations to weigh in on the crisis and help restore water services and stop further cut-offs. In a joint report released Wednesday, the Detroit People's Water Board, the Blue Planet Project, the Michigan Welfare Rights Organisation and Food and Water Watch made several recommendations, including an appeal to the state of Michigan and the U.S. government to respect the human right to water and sanitation. The report also calls on the city of Detroit to abandon its plans for further cut-offs and restore services to households that have suffered water cuts. Mary Grant, researcher at Food & Water Watch, an advocacy group based in Washington DC, told IPS people often think the United States has fully met the Millennium Development Goals (MDGs) and provides universal access to safe drinking water and sanitation. But as the crisis in Detroit shows, the situation is more complex and certain communities lack these essential services, she added. When the U.N. Special Rapporteur on the Right to Water visited the United States last year, Food & Water Watch wrote a report delineating violations of the human right to water and sanitation across the country, primarily in rural, Latino and immigrant, Native American and homeless communities. Grant said water shutoffs for non-payment are one way these violations are occurring. In Detroit and other cities, she pointed out, households can lose access to drinking water and wastewater service when they cannot afford to pay their water bills. The few low-income assistance progams that exist are inadequate and fail to meet the needs of struggling households, she added. "Water bills are regressive, so low-income households pay a disproportionate amount of their income for water service. Unfortunately, water rates across the country are increasing." She said there are many factors driving this: federal assistance for water infrastructure has been cut back by more than three-quarters since the 1970s, ageing systems are reaching the end of their lifespan, and water quality standards are getting stronger "as we learn more about the health risks of substances that contaminate our water." Large cities, in particular, are struggling to maintain and modernise water systems without making water service unaffordable for their least well-off residents, said Grant. Food & Water Watch's research has found that communities experience even larger water rate increases when systems are privatised. Grant said the shutoffs appear to be an attempt to make the water and sewer system more appealing to potential private investors. Over the last decade, Detroit residents have seen water rates rise by 119 percent, according to a press release Wednesday. With unemployment rates at a record high and the poverty rate at about 40 percent, Detroit water bills are unaffordable to a significant portion of the population. Many of those affected by the shut-offs were given no warning. "The infirm have been left without water and functioning toilets, children cannot bathe and parents cannot adequately prepare food for their families", the press release said. Barlow told IPS Detroit is "the canary in the coal mine." Through years of corruption and mismanagement, deep cuts to infrastructure and social security, the city is now bankrupt and unable to care for its people, she noted. And years of neoliberal policies such as free trade, de-regulation and privatisation have allowed the wealth to be diverted to the suburbs and jobs to move overseas. "Detroit is our collective future if we do not start re-investing in essential services, education and health care, local communities and sustainable local economic development," said Barlow. She said, "What is happening with these cut-offs is a social crime.Here in North America we are creating failed states and punishing the most vulnerable among us with these ruthless polices of savage capitalism." She said the city has experienced flight of wealth and business and as a result, the poorest and most vulnerable have had to pick up the tab for essential public services. "Water rates have gone through the roof and people cannot pay. Let Detroit be our wake-up call. President Barack Obama must step in," Barlow pleaded. - See more at: http://ift.tt/V0UT4W



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Detroit Calls On United Nations To Regulate Water Crisis

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