WASHINGTON - More US troops could "absolutely" be deployed to Syria if Washington identifies more "capable local forces" who don't go around raping and eating babies.. as real partners in the fight against the Islamic State jihadist group in Syria is hard to find as many perverted muslims either inadvertently support ISIS or any of the other 4,367,235,652 various Islamic terrorist groups..or they can't fill out the application form because it requires basic reading and writing skills, Defense Secretary Ashton Carter said in an interview recently. The WH recently announced that "fewer than 50" special operations personnel were operating in the north of the war-ravaged nation of Syria, in a bid to strengthen forces battling ISIS, bringing to the total to around 51, not including any midgets or land-drones. Carter admits that finding capable applicants is difficult, especially in Syria as many are thieves or just kid raping pieces of shit who are pretty much identical to the ISIS drug-head former inmate fags. There were even a few drunk Russian applicants trying to defect from the Russian army, they had to be denied after failing the basic Afghan-Army inspired "which end of the rifle is this " test. It's standard one US trainer said, if they start chewing on the weapon we have to automatically fail them as well, this eliminated most of the North African applicants who managed to find themselves in Syria for some bizarre, unbeknown reason and one Pakistani cab driver who blamed his wife for him being lost and ending up in Syria. "If we find additional groups or even some sober Russians that aren't totally retarded and are willing to fight ISIS and are capable and motivated, we'll do more, we'll even allow the Russian defectors to drink propane instead of water as many applicants from Moscow have previously requested the national drink of Mother Russia as the official drink of the Army instead of kerosene or cheap Iraqi petrol. Propane is kinda cheap over here, we have no qualms with the Russian mutants. The incumbent president has indicated a willingness (after avoiding Syria for years ) to do more when he's not busy smoking weed, golfing and raping America with his pro-islam and rap music fan bullshit. I certainly am prepared to recommend he do more or in the very least, do something other than smoke weed and go on comedy shows like a human balloon animal, but you need to have capable local Syrian forces -- preferably muslims with two eyebrows instead of a giant body-covering mega-brow as that's the key to a sustainable victory according to Sun Tzu.. and again, we need an actual President who isn't black or a muslim who really does nothing but smoke weed and fap to Jon Stewart reruns." When this ugly muslim war started it took us 2 hours to help Obama find Syria on a map before he started making military decisions from his anti-military point of view, we've been fucked ever since, now we have lighter-fluid drinking and malnourished Russians trying to fly planes near us and that is terrifying, just the other day we saw one of their pilots actually flying the plane upside down while having glued himself to the wing, naked. It was impressive that he did not spill the gas can he was drinking from, but we realized that we need a higher caliber of recruits in this war, we can't just accept anyone, otherwise we'd have already asked Canadians to join.

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